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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Of all the former Presidents who have been on my show, Jimmy Carter is by far the most former. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Fun Fact: Before his long career as "ex-president", Jimmy Carter once served as the president! Look it up! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Colbert Report tonight = ALL Jimmy Carter, ALL the time. Until 12:01am. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tonight was the 75th installment of my "Better Know a District" Series. Only 25 more and I get a free 6" sub! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm on break next week so tune in for some exciting reruns. Or are they really accurate live re-enactments? Tune in to find out. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm off for break! If you're a robber casing my house, I'll be home turning my lights on at exactly 6 pm every night. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
We're off the air for a week, so I'll see you all in 5 days! 8 days? Ugh, still can't figure out Daylight Savings. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The CIA may be spying on Congress using a high-tech bugging system known as "CSPAN." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
You can't escape your SAT scores. Even after you die, there's no way a 1420 will get you into an Ivy League Heaven. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Kids, don't sweat the SATs. Stress makes you choke and fail and then your life will be over forever. SO DON'T SWEAT IT. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
To eagle-eyed viewers who spotted guest Randy Farrar's fake beard, he informed me he had to wear a disguise for "legal reasons, my man!" — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Forget Bill Nye the Science Guy. I much prefer "Neil deGrasse Tyson the Astrophysics Guy, Son!" — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I love my church because they offer Casual Fridays, Saturdays, and Mondays thru Thursdays. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Daylight Savings Time started this weekend. Which means I finally won the 4-month standoff I've been having with my oven clock. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I consider my tweets the "fifth act" of my show. So watch commercials before and after reading this. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Happy Birthday to you, devoted @StephenAtHome follower! Note: if today's not your birthday, read this tweet when it is. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Are woman held to unrealistic standards? I telepathically asked my wife, but for some reason she hasn't answered. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Hey, has anybody thought of just tweeting Putin out of Ukraine? #ANGERTWEET! Done. How hard was that, Obama? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The FDA wants to put new labels on our food - just when I'd grown accustomed to the taste of our current labels! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Yes, there are downsides to having a woman president. What if she has to try and open a jar of pickles in front of a foreign dignitary!? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The creator of House of Cards, Beau Willimon, is on my show tonight. SPOILER ALERT: We do an interview. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If my guest was such an expert on the future, then why did our interview take place in the past? #Checkmate — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
March is National Kidney Month! Fun Fact: There are actually two kidney months, but you only need one. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest tonight, Jaron Lanier, wrote the book "Who Owns the Future?" Spoiler: It's whoever got their hands on that Sports Almanac. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
To pay his medical bills, Chuck Duprey has had to take 2 more jobs. At “Waiting for Godot” and “No Man’s Land” on Broadway now! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
“@TheEllenShow Kevin Spacey wins it. http://t.co/1keZVa05Co” — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
RT @TheEllenShow: If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://t.co/C9U5NOtGap — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
To be clear: I’m not racist. Some of my favorite history months are black. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Nation, you may have disagreed with some aspects of “Laser Klan,” but you have to respect the choice to not make the dog talk. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Reagan at 69 is completely different than Hillary at 69 and I’m sorry I just put Reagan, Hillary, and 69 in your head right now. — PolitiTweet.org
