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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Who cares if 85% of Americans don't know where Ukraine's borders are on a map? Neither does Vladamir Putin. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Americans can't find Ukraine on a map & common core tests confuse parents and teachers. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Jane Goodall discusses career studying chimps & new book "Seed of Hope: Wisdom & Wonder from the World of Plants" @JaneGoodallInst — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/vtQYRDLQ5g — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A NJ middle school suspended a student for pretending his pencil was a gun. But in their defense, it WAS full of lead. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
One in six Americans can't locate the Ukraine on a map. Why bother? In a few weeks it'll just be labeled Russia. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: @JebBush takes a controversial stance, @nytimes prints divorce announcements and @edfrenkel talks math. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
TONIGHT: Mathematician @edfrenkel discusses "Love and Math," named by @amazon & @iBooks as a best book of 2013. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My safe opens when I say the safeword. But you don't want to know what it does to me before I get to that point. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
"An Inconvenient Truth" may get a sequel: "An Inconvenient Truth II: Electric Boogaloos Are More Efficient than Coal Boogaloos." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/7Bp02CtN6L — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
People are worried that the McCutcheon ruling will bring change to politics. But it will mostly bring large bills and checks. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I'm so glad the SCOTUS overturned campaign donation limits. Now if they can just take up Twitter character limits. I have so much more to sa — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
The Supreme Court's ruling in McCutcheon vs. FEC is a huge victory for free speech, motherfuckers! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Bonus: My holy grail came with a holy danish. Never knew Jesus spent time in Denmark. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tonight @emilybazelon, explains the newly uncapped limits on campaign donations, but my attention is still capped at three minutes. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest tonight, @MarkMazzettiNYT profiles the CIA in his new book, "The Way of the Knife" - he'll teach me how to julienne a terrorist. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Researchers say daylight savings time is linked to heart attacks. But the good news is, you get to die one hour later! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
A study found that popular kids are more likely to be bullied. Makes sense. Even bullies don't want to be caught hanging around losers. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
College athletes want to get paid? Who do they think they are, the coach/staff/concessions guy/janitor? — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
More than 7.1 million people signed up for Obamacare. So embarrassing. Obama missed his goal of 7 million people by over 100,000. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
I trended for 36 hours straight. Top that, #MuffinsThatLookLikeHamburgers! — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Biz Stone's new book has a chapter about me. Sounds like a Masterpiece! THiNGS A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME…http://t.co/1hjDcB3K21 — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Tune in tonight for the dramatic conclusion of how my show did not conclude! #NotCanceled — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
#CancelColbert - I agree! Just saw @ColbertReport tweet. I share your rage. Who is that, though? I'm @StephenAtHome http://t.co/e0Pqz7U7i9 — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
Batman is turning 75. Now "THRACK!" is the sound his knee makes when he gets out of bed. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
GMA now has a foosball table. Or as George Stephanopoulos calls it: "Regular Size Soccer Table." — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
My guest @DarrenAronofsky has a new film about Noah's Ark. He's the first guest I've ever had in which I've actually read the book. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
P. Diddy is changing his name back to Puff Daddy! Kids, ask your parents who Puff Daddy was. Parents, ask your kids who P. Diddy is. — PolitiTweet.org
Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome
If you're watching a rerun, my guest tonight is former President Jimmy Carter! — PolitiTweet.org
