Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Assad is up for reelection in Syria. His campaign slogan: "Ask not what your country has done to you..." — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Film Buffs: See INTERNET'S OWN BOY, which examines the life & death of Aaron Swartz at @MontclairFF on May 1 #MFF14 http://t.co/5G1JRugE8D — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: I talk to @AudraEqualityMc from the Broadway show @LadyDayonBway. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Facebook has launched a new "friend tracking" feature, or as some are calling it, "Facebook." — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/xUtfnDcU46 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Really, @badrobot? A Star Wars sequel with no sign of Lirin Car'n, backup Kloohorn player for the Cantina band? Blasphemy! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

As further punishment, Donald Sterling should have to watch the last three decades of Clippers games. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Check it out, New Jersey: I AM ROAD COMIC makes world premiere at @MontclairFF on April 30 #MFF14 http://t.co/1ezhSgK9dE — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Is President Obama soft on crime? @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @Rodriguez discusses his latest project, @DuskElRey, on El Rey Network. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

If Obama's Asia trip wasn't suspicious, why are all of his meetings taking place while Americans are asleep? http://t.co/7HHzaRXYVx — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Who needs vaccines? Many American heroes were never vaccinated. Off the top of my head: FDR. Wait… bad example. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Surprised the Vatican Marching Band didn't play "When The Saints Go Marching In" yesterday. #MissedOpportunity. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Check it out: Montclair Film Festival April 28-May 4 http://t.co/ijGsimPOUW - choose from 92 films & events #MFF14 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: President Obama embarrasses America. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Former U.S. Ambassador to Russia Michael @McFaul stops by. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Donate to Finley's Green Leap Forward Fund for a cleaner planet. Then idle your car for an hour to compensate. http://t.co/e5VvhiL19K — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/9bhRQHU56x — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I don't see why women are complaining, if I made 3 quarters for ever dollar I make I'd be rich! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I've experienced affirmative action first hand. I applied for President in 2008, and they gave it to some black guy. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: I come to Sean Hannity's defense. @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Author George Saunders discusses "Congratulations, by the way: Some Thoughts on Kindness" @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/v6sNjhYYmq — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I can always sense when there's cheese nearby. I've got excellent ched-dar. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Drug cartels now control the lime trade. Key lime pie still available, but it'll cost you about $30,000/key. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It's April 23rd - when the Earth returns all the gifts it got yesterday. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Thanks, @CakeBossBuddy! I can’t wait to eat this. I happen to know my head is delicious! http://t.co/QKRvrPXUJZ — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: I defend America's middle class and adapt to the devastating lime shortage. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @UKCoachCalipari discusses his new book, "Players First: Coaching from the Inside Out" @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

AOL email accounts have been hacked, severely compromising our nation's supply of heartwarming forwards from our grandmothers! — PolitiTweet.org