Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Congratulations to the Tea Party for staying true to their anti-government principles by not getting elected to public office! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Minneapolis has been awarded the 2018 Super Bowl! And St. Paul has been awarded the 2018 Overflow Parking. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @SirPatStew discusses his role as Professor X in, "X-Men: Days of Future Past." @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/7soXyQnmoO — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Pennsylvania's ban on same-sex marriage has been overturned. So get ready for the wildest Rumspringa ever! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Please ignore my previous tweet about being hacked. I was being hacked. I've meant everything I've said except that thing that upset you. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Please ignore all my previous tweets. I was hacked - consistently, for the last 6 years, by someone with a strangely similar viewpoint. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @MadMen_AMC creator Matthew Weiner talks about his hit series. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Democracy is my favorite form of gov't. A close 2nd: The "only the conch holder can speak-lets murder the kid with glasses" System. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/ZbAAygswN0 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Using female lab rats would be too expensive - think of all the glass ceilings we'd have to install on cages! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tonight: @SenWarren discusses our nation's crippling student loan debt. Oh, that reminds me: Congratulations, class of 2014! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: I talk to @SenWarren about her memoir, "A Fighting Chance." @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

You can now text message 911. Keep that in mind while you're crossing the street staring at your phone. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

This tweet is not sponsored content. But I am willing to sell off the remaining 46 characters. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/6RMA2uVEz0 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

New idea for @KarlRove: Hillary is TOO physically fit for office, will make foreign leaders feel bad. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: NY Times columnist @tomfriedman stops by to talk about his new special, "Years of Living Dangerously." @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/MtLM8VJB0z — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

How can we be sure the sea levels are actually rising? Maybe the continents are shrinking. That water is pretty cold. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Question: Is the pope too liberal? Answer: Is the pope catholic? — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

They just released the first picture of Ben Affleck as Batman. I can’t wait to see who they get to play Bruce Wayne! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: I sit down with Keri Russell, who plays a Russian spy in the drama @TheAmericansFX. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/JoeoN40Xdp — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

When I'm at the zoo, I often wonder if the REAL animal on display is me. Mostly after I fall into the lemur pen. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Buy a bag handmade in Africa by rescued girls at http://t.co/k8PBF4a927. Please. Sister Rosemary terrifies me. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Is your voice being heard on the internet? Tweet your answers with #No — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The Chicago Cubs just lost their 10,000th game. And I think that's just this season. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @theblackkeys perform songs from their new album, "Turn Blue." @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

SPORTS FACT: There's something called the "NFL" in which people perform live-action role playing of fantasy football. — PolitiTweet.org