Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tomorrow is National Doughnut Day -- which, unlike Earth Day, we already celebrate every day. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Buy the post-apocalyptic novel "California" at http://t.co/GYT7RlcmBM. It's like "Eat, Pray, Pray for Something to Eat." #CutDownTheAmazon — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Rock star @ChrissieHynde performs a song from her new album, "Stockholm." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Go to http://t.co/GYT7RlcmBM and buy "California: A Novel" so you can fight Amazon: A Corporation! #CutDownTheAmazon — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/YjYZkgvTlI — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I have just been informed that the book "California" can be purchased at http://t.co/dXkJ38wUPD by citizens in ANY state! #CutDownTheAmazon — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Together we can #CutDownTheAmazon by buying "California" from http://t.co/Rejy6gyFoN! Which will lead to more regular deforestation. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I may be better than cable news at "informing" people, but those guys are crushing me at selling in-home catheters. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

A study found Americans were educated by my SuperPAC. Damn! I expressly spent that money to MISeducate them! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Sure female hurricanes are more violent, you'd be too if it took 30 years to get promoted to Category 5. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @JonahHill stars in the new movie, "22 Jump Street." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Wish there was a cooler way to call something "cool". Cool-abunga? Is that a thing? — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

@KimKardashian and @KanyeWest: thanks for the invite to your upcoming super-secret REAL wedding. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/F3vRKwNEtP — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I know you're all mourning the loss of my goatee. But after I shaved it, I donated it to a good cause. http://t.co/UQl33xaOWt — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Morgan Freeman explores the mysteries of the universe as host of "Through the Wormhole" @ScienceChannel @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/OYaloWYpHk — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Re: Piketty. Any billionaire forced to pay 80% in taxes should declare all non-billionaires as dependents. Then he won't have to pay taxes. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

My guest Thomas Piketty wrote a book called "Capital" which, apparently, is not about getting your shift key stuck. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Economist Thomas Piketty discusses his NYT best-selling book, "Capital in the 21st Century." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Are you a dad? Do you have a dad? Do people call you daddio? Help my friend @petedominick help #DadsWithDaughters http://t.co/Y4o5E3ZtwF — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I'm off all week. So, World, try not to have any major events, coups, disasters, wars, or Psy hit singles until I return. Thank you. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/iD0QGqc1py — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I've been a big fan of Marco Rubio ever since he was the leader of the Lost Boys in "Hook". — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Talk about government overreach. I can't believe we have a whole department helping veterans have affairs. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Taking a #selfiewithasailor with @secnav and friends.  http://t.co/ARENiOVVQe — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: U.S. Secretary of the Navy, The Honorable Ray Mabus. @ComedyCentral, 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

RT @robdubbin: coughed a few times in a meeting with @stephenathome and he graciously offered me some water, all he asked was that i tweet … — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/ZaZSuTCVQU — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The hardest part about saying goodbye to a camel is watching it leave on two Segways. — PolitiTweet.org