Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @MaryMazzio and Oscar Vazquez from the new documentary, "Underwater Dreams." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/vudf7NFwZK — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The Colbert Bump becomes the Lepucki Lift! Get "Sweetness #9" by Stephan Eirik Clark! #CutDownTheAmazon http://t.co/I8rRRRRVXS — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Great news!!!!! My good friend P.K. Winsome just sold me an extra hundred characters for this tweet for the extremely low, low price of only — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Russian-American Journalist and Senior Editor at The New Republic, @JuliaIoffe. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Can't believe it's already Stage 16 of this year's Tour de France and there still hasn't been a single goal scored. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/En9drseyU8 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It's @NancyPelosi's second appearance on my show in 8 years. At this rate she's never going to get that free sub. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: House Minority Leader, @NancyPelosi. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Check out 2776, a star-packed album benefiting OneKid OneWorld. I hope it's a charity & not just a very selfish child http://t.co/3vKThMSgxc — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Scientists engineered a worm that can't get drunk. Sorry, tequila, you lose this round! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/yyFFzizSnp — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Are animals intelligent? Sure! I let my monkey type my tweets and he does a great (PLEASE HELP ME ESCAPE) job! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.* *Foreigners need not apply. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I saved @ConanOBrien's Masturbating Bear! Now to celebrate with my trademark string dance! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Jon Stewart challenging me to a Star Wars Trivia contest? That's like bringing a Serraknife to a Slugthrower fight! http://t.co/pSBG22Puq0 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Animal rights lawyer Steven Wise fights for legal personhood for chimps. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The KKK in South Carolina handed out candy to recruit new members. I'm guessing white chocolate. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/kF9nu7CQCC — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Download the new me! http://t.co/LtK0S9BZ9A — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Mayor @BilldeBlasio must address the homeless problem in my office building. Who are they & why are they always asking for college credit? — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Rick Perry's new glasses really complete his "man pretending to be Superman pretending to be Clark Kent" look. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Captain America has been turned into an old man? No!!! Now his superpower is distrusting the cleaning lady. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The Apollo 11 moon landing was not faked. However, this video of me talking about it was. http://t.co/uA3KNjqekd — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

My guest tonight, @BilldeBlasio, is the Mayor of New York City. Man, that guy must have checked in on Foursquare a TON. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It's the 45th anniversary of Apollo 11. I think we'll all remember where we were when we clicked this link. http://t.co/uA3KNjqekd — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: The Mayor of New York City, @BilldeBlasio. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/cHA0RWukky — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tonight, I made television history by being the first host to ever show a masturbating bear on air. Just wanted to point that out. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tomorrow my guest is @BilldeBlasio . Although I honestly don't know if I can trust a New York mayor over 5'2". — PolitiTweet.org