Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Someone told me there's a presidential hopeful stopping by tonight with the initials H.C. I had no idea Harry Conick wanted to be president! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

My guest @JimCameron is a deep sea explorer, so to him Titanic has a happy ending because Jack got to see the bottom of the ocean. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

For some reason, my studio is crawling with Secret Service agents talking about somebody codenamed "Cillary Hinton." Ooh, I bet it's Biden! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: James Cameron's new documentary "Deepsea Challenge 3D" chronicles his underwater explorations. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/aTxr5TJEiR — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Sure, Nixon relentlessly pursued power with extreme paranoia, but he also started the EPA. Nobody's perfect. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

For young viewers who don't know who Nixon is, he's the president who appeared on Laugh-In. That should clear things up! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Happy Birthday, @BarackObama! Sorry, typo. I meant to say: Birthday, @BarackObama. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: A look back at the 40th anniversary of Nixon's resignation with @PatrickBuchanan and @JohnWDean. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/Jkfi1otJvW — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Founder of the Partnership for Educational Justice, @Campbell_Brown, advocates for education reform. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/vLKHyYassh — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Go to http://t.co/OZdnNyKNTd for exclusive content of the REAL Sarah Palin the LAMESTREAM media DOESN'T want YOU to SEE #brokemycapslock — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Orlando Bloom was in LOTR, married Miranda Kerr AND punched Justin Bieber? By my count his monkey paw only has 2 fingers left. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Actor @JamesFrancoTV stars in the new film, "Child of God." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/04FMCZ829Q — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Obama and the EU have issued new sanctions against Russia. Or as it's being reported in Russia: "Putin Punches Crocodile." — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Jazz musician @JonBatiste and Stay Human perform songs off their new album, "Social Music." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Moderated the Hobbit panel at #SDComicCon! Can't wait to see how Peter Jackson adapts it into a 14-hour trilogy. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Check out @Beck's web exclusive, "Heaven's Ladder" - the best rock song ever about a way to climb to heaven. http://t.co/HwEgtrPkQH — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/p1DqPTP92w — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Tonight I opened for @Beck at my sold-out studio! Check him out on tour: http://t.co/ePQTNzTHAF — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It's true: If you say Beck's name in a mirror 3 times he appears! But only in his dressing room. And expect him to be angry. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Had a blast at #SDComicCon, or as one of my new friends taught me to say in Klingon, "I'm Chewbacca you idiot". — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @Beck performs songs from his new album, "Morning Phase." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

If you watch one show that isn't The Report, make it a rerun of the Report. After that, check out Going Deep. http://t.co/1RoDAsacoR — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/utQyna7Nvy — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Happy First Annual Tequila Day! I assume it's the first because I can't remember it happening last year for some reason. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: The CEO of SpaceX and Tesla Motors, @ElonMusk. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/a64U7Kt3hR — PolitiTweet.org