Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Olive Garden reminds me of my Grandma. "Eat-a more-a you spaghett!" she'd say. She wasn't Italian, she just loved racial stereotypes. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: @UTTband, the tween heavy metal group, "Unlocking the Truth." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/3RJKbhR5PX — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: The star and creator of "The Mindy Project," @MindyKaling. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

At benefit for Hole in the Wall Gang Camp with small but dangerous Pirates! @holewallcamp https://t.co/oKCvlteFWj http://t.co/llDbaLiL7d — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

A new study says getting high on shrooms helps you quit smoking. No word on what helps you quit the shrooms. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I don't want to brag, but I'm really good at convincing people I don't want to brag. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/iwtgCMk4YW — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Obama brought back the Iraq War AND Gilmore Girls is coming to Netflix!?! It's a #ThrowBackThursday miracle! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Lonn Taylor discusses his new book, "The Star-Spangled Banner: The Making of an American Icon." @ComedyCentral 11:30/10:30c — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/xwkVuVlm8g — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Wuzzup youngsters! U ready 4 geopolitical history? #Kissinger #LiteraryPortraitofNapoleonicDiplomaticAdvisorCharlesTalleyrand #twerking — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Kissinger Tonight: World Messy. Countries Angry. Otto von Bismarck 4eva! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Kissinger Sez: A contemporary world order might best be modeled on the 1648 Peace of Westphalia #ThrowbackThursday — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

U see Bachelor in Paradise? Haven't seen that kind of backstabbing since the Austro-Spanish Hapsburg Dynasty #CardinalRichelieu #checkyoself — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

If I become Dalai Lama, expect lots of changes to Buddhism. First and foremost, more jesus. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Obama will not commit boots on the ground in Syria. I agree, the desert calls for more of a strappy sandal. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Former Secretary of State whose new book is "World Order," Dr. Henry Kissinger. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/pBbnCLgyRa — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I hear the Apple Watch can tell precisely how many seconds it's been since your last meaningful interaction with a real human! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Actor and author of the children's book, "Nightmares," Jason Segel. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

.@RobertPlant's new music video is called "Rainbow." Or, if you're colorblind, "Gray Stripes." Check it out! http://t.co/HeNL0wcVR9 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/hIH0y60ZvT — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Exclusive at Colbert Nation: Robert Plant's new video, "Rainbow." Less exclusive: Jack Link's Beef Jerky ads. http://t.co/HeNL0wcVR9 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

You can count on congress to pass immigration reform next year just as you can count on me to cover it on The Colbert Report next year. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Twitter is introducing a "buy" button for tweets. I can't wait to charge you for reading this. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Actor @JohnLithgow stars in the new film, "Love is Strange." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/PscyyJHDQa — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

On St. Patrick's day, how am I supposed to explain gays in the parade to my kids? Seriously, I'm going to be really drunk. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

The NFL season starts tonight! So ask yourself: Are you ready for the societal pressure to watch some FOOTBALL?! — PolitiTweet.org