Stephen Colbert

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Was deciding if I should dress as Batman or Spiderman for Halloween, when I realized I'm a grown man. So, Batman. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/L4qBJAaZ2I — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

America Again in paperback is like the iPhone 6: extremely cool, slimmer than ever & it bends when you sit on it. http://t.co/rbPRrpF8V5 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Being an American is genetic. It's right there in our DNA: CGGATTCACCTACTACCTAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Former British Foreign Secretary, @DMiliband, discusses the international response to ebola. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/iS3psYukvU — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Wonder Woman's Invisible Jet is feminist iconography, symbolizing the idea that jets are hard to draw. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I thought I was getting a lot of early Trick or Treaters this year until I remembered that my house is haunted. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Jill Lepore discusses her new book, " The Secret History of Wonder Woman." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Much love to all my twitter bot followers! #0110001001101111011101000111001100110100011001010111011001100001 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/CcBuWQ4RQJ — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Who do I love more: my gun or my dog? One goes crazy when the mailman comes, although the dog can be annoying too. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Happy National Chocolate Day! Enjoy it, because you won't have an excuse to eat candy for another three days! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Best-selling author Michael Lewis discusses the 25th anniversary of his book, "Liar's Poker." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/VCFIZkmuzj — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

I'm back tonight with a new episode! It's a great way to get over a case of the Mondays, because when the show is over, it'll be Tuesday. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Host of "The Meredith Vieira Show," @MeredithVieira. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Season 2 of Alpha House out now! I was in season 1, so Season 2 must be twice as good as I was. That's just math. http://t.co/o3GDfD0uUd — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/pLiDEjyTMg — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It's no fair debating with a fan. I've done it. You try speaking into it, and it just distorts your words. #Fangate — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Author @WDeresiewicz discusses his new book, "Excellent Sheep." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/QgIoy0KsLo — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Fix my height, Google! And add it in nautical miles! I'm 0.0009738nmi, not 0.00096nmi you monsters! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: The director of the new film "Dear White People," Justin Simien. @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/i7CTcmFlD2 — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

What a coincidence! I interviewed Neil Young just weeks after his CSN&Y bandmate, Bill Cosby! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

TONIGHT: Folk rock legend @NeilYoung discusses his new book, "Special Deluxe: A Memoir of Life and Cars." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c. — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

Last night's show, my best yet. http://t.co/j2YeK9HV4e — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

It's Monday the 13th! Not as spooky as Friday the 13th, but you still have to go to work for four more days. OOOOoooOOOOooo!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

There are only 32 episodes left of The Colbert Report. So if you haven't already, before tonight's episode, catch up on the last 9 seasons. — PolitiTweet.org