Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Happy #YoureWelcomeWednesday! http://t.co/dxGKthAXFL — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

LIVE on #Periscope: Periscoping @KatieQLowes Periscope #Scandal https://t.co/6JUV4XjKBa — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I can’t believe you’re back with a new song! I just met you. This is crazy. https://t.co/Q19uWT1UVU — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I don’t know what’s so scary about showing your Google search history. I just downloaded mine. I have nothing to hide http://t.co/hLTXzivz1Q — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Congrats, Sandra Bullock! People Magazine’s “Most Beautiful Woman” of 2015! She looks incredible at 50. I am proud to call her my friend. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I have a new thing on my bucket list: Go to Disneyland with @IamWandaSykes http://t.co/4y9xA69Diy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

It’s #EarthDay! Take a minute to appreciate the world around you. Pet a squirrel. Scatter sunflower seeds around your home. Wash a tree. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

This video makes me so happy. If you can support START Rescue, I hope you will. http://t.co/foe8RpJIGh — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

It turns out being a princess isn't as great as I thought. Don't miss @IamWandaSykes tomorrow! http://t.co/mElMSnwfiM — PolitiTweet.org

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Ooh! A cliffhanger! I can’t wait to see what happens in the season finale next week! #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I can’t tell you how many times I tried to start my car with measuring spoons. #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I think I know what happens next. Lesbians are terrific at tricking people into signing divorce papers. Also lacrosse. #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

There’s nothing worse than accidentally flying in your baby daddy’s wife’s husband. Am I right, ladies? #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

That chapel looks familiar. I think I did stand-up there in the '80s. #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

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Now it’s time to watch #OneBigHappy on NBC! You have 5 minutes to prepare a snack. I’ll tell them to wait for you. http://t.co/4YCk1fiZ1m — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Thanks for watching Season 1 of #RepeatAfterMe with me! That was so much fun. I think we should do it all over again. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

.@WendiMcLendonCo is so good at these hidden camera pranks I can’t stand it. Are you watching? ABC! #RepeatAfterMe — PolitiTweet.org

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True story: I found my assistant on Craig’s List. His name is Craig. #RepeatAfterMe — PolitiTweet.org

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Here we go! The season finale of #RepeatAfterMe starts now on ABC! — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I bought a new mattress at @MattressFirm! & I must've made a great impression cuz they sent me 400 #LaughDancePartner http://t.co/AQzjOtJkDQ — PolitiTweet.org

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Tonight 8:30/7:30c on ABC is the season finale of #RepeatAfterMe! @EllenPompeo, @HarryConnickJr, @WendiMcLendonCo & @TayeDiggs are hilarious — PolitiTweet.org

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You’re very welcome. https://t.co/2FxCytTBF2 — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

It’s really happening. http://t.co/I3AoMemkxf — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I challenged @CourteneyCox to a round of Heads Up! that was all about “Friends” trivia. Oh, Monica. http://t.co/vi62SpzO5T — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I’m gonna start doubling up my birthday wishes. Happy birthday, @Queen_UK & @TonyDanza! If you ask me, you’re both the boss. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

.@BroOrange was on my show with @MattStopera! What an amazing story. I’m on Weibo! EllenShowUSA https://t.co/KUXrV7RL1Y — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Tomorrow night, I’m gonna be live tweeting a new episode of #OneBigHappy! Watch along and tweet with me! 9:30/8:30c on NBC — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Tomorrow night is the finale of #RepeatAfterMe, Season 1. You gonna wanna see what happens. Don’t believe me? https://t.co/py1VqF7oYN — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I’m on Weibo! It’s the Twitter of China! I promise not to say anything to offend the Chinese government. So does my roommate, Portia. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I sent Ari to clean a viewer’s home. First he went to @Target. At least it started well. #LaughDancePartner http://t.co/CTzxTk3NxN — PolitiTweet.org