Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

What did the edamame say to the lentil? How have you bean? #ClassicJokeFriday — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I don’t know why everyone’s so upset about this #HowOldRobot. It’s clearly a genius. http://t.co/ceBbUxWPV9 http://t.co/ExMT4Niv0k — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Happy #ThrowbackThursday #TBT http://t.co/L7woE1qip9 — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Spelling your name can be the hardest part of a drink. If u have a pic like this, I wanna see! http://t.co/q8ICMmhFn3 http://t.co/3KlDU1ERn6 — PolitiTweet.org

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I used the @Zillow app to find a home for Lauren. Not a lot of homes have walk-in liquor cabinets #LaughDancePartner https://t.co/yvAHTE0Np5 — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

This story is what acceptance is all about. I love these boys. As far as I’m concerned, they’re already prom kings. http://t.co/QPGsgOaGwO — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

You do it so well. https://t.co/LuaTmtpcK4 — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

.@ChrisEvans surprised Scarlett Johansson. It’s nice to have Captain America behind ya. So long as ya know he’s there http://t.co/Pl3gBeBlyZ — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I'm producing a new show with Dr. Seuss for Netflix! You can watch it here or there. You can watch it anywhere. http://t.co/7LZQSXkVj9 — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Happy #YoureWelcomeWednesday http://t.co/gVGQKQ352v — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

One of my favorite chefs has a new cookbook! Congrats Chef Roberto. I can’t wait for you to make me all these recipes http://t.co/l8OybIF2nA — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

If you love pugs, your Wednesday has just been made. #PugLife http://t.co/aHF6k1oyJJ http://t.co/YMkfruvNaT — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

The world needs more teachers like Sonya Romero. I’m glad my friends at @Ford agreed. #LaughDancePartner http://t.co/VPIdyYkHRY — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

.@ShawnMendes performed his new song on my show. Get ready to be in stitches. #ShawnOnEllen http://t.co/sMTwQdEaxy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Happy #InternationalDanceDay! https://t.co/8eFX0i9XYM — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I don’t know if the world is ready for this, but @iamDiddy made a big announcement on my show. http://t.co/htAgulTPVJ — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

The people on ellentube aren’t only talented and hilarious, they’re also magic. http://t.co/7C8h3qAofk — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

That's it for season one of #OneBigHappy! I can't wait to see what happens next. Let's make season 2 happen! Call your congresspeople. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

That's what real friendship is all about - marrying you're best friend’s girlfriend. #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

The opposite of sabotage is hard. #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Every TV show needs a lesbian best friend. I think that every time I watch old episodes of Knight Rider. #OneBigHappy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Here we go! The season finale of #OneBigHappy starts now! This is all they're going to be talking about tomorrow around the water cooler. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I can't wait for you and Macey to meet. Thank you, Vice President. https://t.co/Bvy7rNxHFS — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I sent 5-year-old Macey Hensley to the White House. I'm pretty sure she's gonna live there someday. http://t.co/8c9V8LB1tl — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Tonight I'm live tweeting the season finale of #OneBigHappy! You don’t wanna miss the surprise twist! 9:30/8:30c @NBC http://t.co/LbatX0bIZK — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Lookin' good, good lookin'. https://t.co/aIxUXUvUqg — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Today we played Spacey vs. Macey. This may have been a bit unfair. My apologies to @KevinSpacey. http://t.co/RIpn4aFUNq — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Today's the day. The Supreme Court hears arguments on marriage equality. Let's all stand on the right side of history together #LoveCantWait — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Thanks, Tony! We love you. https://t.co/RPejjuHB8U — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

My giant selfie stick worked! What a great idea. I thought of it myselfie. http://t.co/DYuLUTrbL1 — PolitiTweet.org