Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Here’s a commercial to make you cry at the DMV or in line at Chipotle. I don’t know what you do with your life. http://t.co/hYHvm2A5Ok — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Happy #ThrowbackThursday! #TBT http://t.co/7mPc2HPyhO — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Congrats to the @HuffingtonPost on 10 incredible years of reporting the news & making me feel embarrassed by my “Suggested For You” section. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

My brand, ED, is collaborating with GAP Kids! Perhaps you’ve heard of them. http://t.co/6djEfVQtqU — PolitiTweet.org

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Kristen Wiig is here tomorrow. I’m already wiiging out. — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy #YoureWelcomeWednesday! http://t.co/BTy2AMAUgA — PolitiTweet.org

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Mallory played Sorry Spin. I brought her back for something else to make her head spin, thanks to my partner, @Ford. http://t.co/mRyTJP4GYm — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy birthday Zony and Yony! You were so adorable on the show. I hope you go out tonight and really Taiwan on. http://t.co/9aovdXxF0M — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy birthday, George Clooney! I hope you celebrate with your wonderful, incredible, beautiful wife, Amal. You’re pretty neat, yourself. — PolitiTweet.org

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This commercial includes 3 of my favorite things: tequila, @JTimberlake, and @JTimberlake dressed as a lime. http://t.co/6D9ifiXuZp — PolitiTweet.org

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Sernding my louve to ervybody cbrelating sinco de mayo. I hoep your celtibraring responsiblty. #CincoDeMayo — PolitiTweet.org

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.@iamJamieFoxx wrote me a love song. Okay, he just sang it to me, but I’m sure it’s partially about me. http://t.co/wcUR54ULmv — PolitiTweet.org

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Everybody needs a straight friend like Jacob, and a gay friend like Anthony. Their prom looked wonderful. http://t.co/ulqtiPhnRS — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy birthday @OfficialAdele! I had a present for you, but I went double or nothing in Vegas and lost. We could’ve had it all. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Guess who's here with a surprise, bitches? (Can I say that on Twitter?) http://t.co/VQGykFewYn — PolitiTweet.org

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Ryan McHenry had a great sense of humor. The"@RyanGosling Won’t Eat His Cereal" guy couldn't ask for a better tribute http://t.co/4DZqmAzcLH — PolitiTweet.org

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I guess I was the only one who realized the #MetGala was on #StarWarsDay this year. http://t.co/gndVwJvwj8 — PolitiTweet.org

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Vote for my DJ @Official_Twitch’s wife, @AllisonHolker on #DWTS! They’re two of my favorites. Plus, she’s incredible. http://t.co/UEAtgaxtuN — PolitiTweet.org

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My new collabo just dropped. I hope you feel it. http://t.co/anjLBSWDg5 — PolitiTweet.org

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.@SofiaVergara told me about moving in with her fiancé, @JoeManganiello. Apparently he reads a lot of boooks. http://t.co/P1HqvCLLn3 — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy Star Wars Day! #MayThe4thBeWithYou http://t.co/OgYreSWmRH — PolitiTweet.org

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The Princess is Charlotte Elizabeth Diana! A perfect name. I don’t care that I ran out of room writing it on the Diaper Genie I got them. — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy birthday, Ellie Kemper! Did you know you have the same birthday as David Beckham? I can’t imagine a better birthday gift than that. — PolitiTweet.org

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Happy birthday, David Beckham! I hope you commemorate the event with a new tattoo of your favorite daytime talk show host. — PolitiTweet.org

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It's a princess! Welcome to the world, Princess Winnifred Fergully Ellen of the Shire. That's just a suggestion. #RoyalBaby — PolitiTweet.org

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Why did the fern get excused from the jury? They found out he was a plant. #ClassicJokeFriday — PolitiTweet.org

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I dared Jack Black to ride a mechanical bull to raise money for charity. Go ahead. Pretend you’re not gonna watch. http://t.co/NCsOhR2ANI — PolitiTweet.org

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Jess & Matt have a beautiful life. Their home should be beautiful, too. I can’t think of people who deserve it more. http://t.co/SNrHJdx4Jy — PolitiTweet.org

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These two are incredible. @ArianaGrande, I love you for doing this. https://t.co/ICJD1YmpB7 — PolitiTweet.org

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HappyBDay @TheTimMcGraw! Didya hear the country song that got played backward? He got his wife back, he got his dog back… #ClassicJokeFriday — PolitiTweet.org