Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

@Wendys It’s a shame Bradley can't spend his whole day on Twitter. And yet he’s so happy and productive. How can that be? — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

This was so much fun! Thanks for watching and tweeting. And dating. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Cue the sad vocal trumpet. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

If Woody and Sarah get married and invite me to the wedding, I’ll have the pasta. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Love is someone who will tell you when you have lipstick on your nose. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Andy and Jason don’t need a second date. They need a room. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I just did a monologue about first date rules. I probably should have mentioned something about vocal trumpeting. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I knew it! #Shawngela #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Shawn and Angela are getting married. I’m calling it right now. And they’re gonna name their first baby Ellen. #FirstDates — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

About to watch #FirstDates on NBC narrated by @DrewBarrymore and executive produced by me! Who’s with me? — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

In honor of my new show @NBCFirstDates airing tonight at 8/7c. Here’s my best dating advice. https://t.co/zq3uMfeS2B — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Duck! https://t.co/4oWLmNASR3 — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I have a brand new game on my show & three brand new holes in my ceiling. https://t.co/ppr7XUgyuJ https://t.co/10f4ghFL6u — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

He may be one of my favorite teachers ever. https://t.co/rkLC13OhfE — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

#TheLastJedi https://t.co/qidyhKhVCe — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Someone who downloads my new app @HotHands is winning tickets to my show. https://t.co/vr5BUiC5Zy — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

.@MaddieZiegler is here for the first time without a @Sia wig. https://t.co/jFRNE4B7Fd — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

This is the most important thing you’ll watch today. Bradley Cooper and I need your help. https://t.co/jUbv5YCpQf — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

@Starbucks Call me back! I was in my tanning bed! Let's talk ASAP. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

@lucyhale You're wonderful with a paper airplane. — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

This photo is eggsquisite. https://t.co/n6wX0eeUxI — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

My dog, Kid, is a perfect gentleman. Nothing like these hooligans. https://t.co/SQp0zSGCnu — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

RT @TheEllenShow: If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars http://t.co/C9U5NOtGap — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I went to @NBCTheWall with friends who deserved something amazing. They weren't disappointed. #LaughDancePartner… https://t.co/fRdnTcT8KO — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

What do the entire cast of #PLL, the 12 Days of Giveaways and paper airplanes have in common? Find out right here. https://t.co/fVtU9HYF3v — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Not today, nugget boy. @carterjwm https://t.co/UqLDEMp6OQ — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Love is sharing. https://t.co/kAKnwOZaVC — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Things happen these days & it’s hard to believe they’re real. And yet they are. If this is happening in Chechnya, t… https://t.co/FIjvghNLro — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

Hey, @Starbucks. Call me. https://t.co/eLONHudhqS — PolitiTweet.org

Ellen DeGeneres @EllenDeGeneres

I’ve never seen anyone get this excited over Ellen underwear. https://t.co/8DKOxIyG0J — PolitiTweet.org