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Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
They all deboard at Clybourn. "Sorry for caring about my fellow man," yells the man who somehow held on to this hat https://t.co/uR3CKjdTto — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
"No more geese!" yells Drunk Person 2. Nobody knows what this means. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
"IF YOU DIE IN A TRAIN, YOU BETTER HOPE YOU HAVE A FRIEND," yelled the man, who is still wearing this hat https://t.co/2IewZS0hOk — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Oh my god, they're not done. "WHAT IF YOU WERRER IN THERRR!" said the man wearing this hat https://t.co/yCxfEBeU1E — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
The conductor is, I kid you not, now throwing shade at drunk people over the megaphone. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
This all happened about 20 minutes ago. Drunk Person 2 is STILL yelling. "If I was dying in a bathroom, I HOPE PEOPLE WOULD CHECK!" — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Drunk Person 2 also identified her address as a place in Chicago that, according to my seatmate, could not possibly exist given city layout. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Drunk Person 2, by far the most belligerent, claimed that she was qualified to handle it because "I was a Girl Scout." — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
"I can do CPR. I care about people," one of them says. We note that CPR cannot revive someone who had been dead for a half hour. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
The rest of the train tries to stifle laughs while the drunk people try to rationalize their behavior. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
The guard reveals the truth: no one is in there. The entire thing is a mechanical error. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Right when Drunk Person 2 (who is currently holding a beer, mind you) is about to pull the lever, the guard returns. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
The rest of the train: "NO GOD DON'T STOP THE TRAIN!" — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Drunk person 2: "Someone could be dead in there. Do you want that on your conscience?" Drunk person 3: "You're right. Pull the lever." — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Drunk person 1: "That would stop the whole train!" Drunk person 2: "But someone could be dead there." Drunk person 3: "Don't stop it." — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
15 minutes of this, and nothing has happened. The drunk people have decided they've had enough. "Dude, I'm pulling the emergency lever." — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
They could just go to another car's bathroom, but have convinced themselves that this is a moral crisis. A Kitty Genovese situation. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
They are hanging on every noise. "Oh wait, I just heard a flush. Or is that the breaks?" — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
"Are you fucking kidding me?" "Nobody takes a dump this long." "Somebody is dead in there!" — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
A security guard comes buy, checks the door, leaves. This only incenses the drunk people further, who keep yelling about dead people. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
In a state of panic, they pound on the door screaming. Repeatedly hail the conductor on an intercom. Raise a ruckus. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Their logical conclusion from this is that there is a dead person in the bathroom. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
They pound on the door screaming "Dude, you ok?" No response. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
The door to one of the bathrooms is locked. Several people dressed for the Kentucky Derby, seemingly drunk, have decided this is a crisis. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
So I board a train to Chicago about 20 minutes ago. When I entered, the train was in a state of near-riot. — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
My airport experience today: watching the TSA single out the South Asian man behind me in line for absurdly heavy security — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
The consensus is real, but both administrations bucked it in meaningful ways https://t.co/qXXM573o5D — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Actual expert on US foreign policymaking, @dhnexon, on the Rhodes kerfluffle https://t.co/rmRQ0Wv37q https://t.co/n3AMsyLHEE — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
Prelude to more formal vote on Wednesday, which will likely suspend her from office https://t.co/Gp7YhkYof2 — PolitiTweet.org
Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp
@DaveedGR I agree that you've recognized an important problem. I think the article's assessment of the Iran deal specifically is quite wrong — PolitiTweet.org
