Zack Beauchamp

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Drunk person 1: "That would stop the whole train!" Drunk person 2: "But someone could be dead there." Drunk person 3: "Don't stop it." — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

15 minutes of this, and nothing has happened. The drunk people have decided they've had enough. "Dude, I'm pulling the emergency lever." — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

They could just go to another car's bathroom, but have convinced themselves that this is a moral crisis. A Kitty Genovese situation. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

They are hanging on every noise. "Oh wait, I just heard a flush. Or is that the breaks?" — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

"Are you fucking kidding me?" "Nobody takes a dump this long." "Somebody is dead in there!" — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

A security guard comes buy, checks the door, leaves. This only incenses the drunk people further, who keep yelling about dead people. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

In a state of panic, they pound on the door screaming. Repeatedly hail the conductor on an intercom. Raise a ruckus. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Their logical conclusion from this is that there is a dead person in the bathroom. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

They pound on the door screaming "Dude, you ok?" No response. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

The door to one of the bathrooms is locked. Several people dressed for the Kentucky Derby, seemingly drunk, have decided this is a crisis. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

So I board a train to Chicago about 20 minutes ago. When I entered, the train was in a state of near-riot. — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

My airport experience today: watching the TSA single out the South Asian man behind me in line for absurdly heavy security — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

The consensus is real, but both administrations bucked it in meaningful ways https://t.co/qXXM573o5D — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Actual expert on US foreign policymaking, @dhnexon, on the Rhodes kerfluffle https://t.co/rmRQ0Wv37q https://t.co/n3AMsyLHEE — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Prelude to more formal vote on Wednesday, which will likely suspend her from office https://t.co/Gp7YhkYof2 — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

@DaveedGR I agree that you've recognized an important problem. I think the article's assessment of the Iran deal specifically is quite wrong — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

This Ben Rhodes controversy is kind of silly and these @cherylrofer tweets do a good job explaining why https://t.co/dZThF9W0II — PolitiTweet.org

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@colwight @dhnexon seems to be paywalled? — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Davutoglu's resignation is a sign that Erdogan is about to make a major push for power https://t.co/FTVD8y1eSf — PolitiTweet.org

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Gerry Adams is literally a Colbert Report bit https://t.co/MVqx4mWz93 https://t.co/jhPNRNJDIv — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Just got an email from a Trumpkin who capitalizes "Him" when referring to Trump, like he's Jesus — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

@DrewLinzer what's interesting is that @AlanIAbramowitz himself thinks clinton is a heavy favorite — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

@notjessewalker @HeerJeet seems fair to say one can share aggressive nationalist impulses without the military background, no? — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

@notjessewalker @HeerJeet "out there" in the sense of thinking that consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

@notjessewalker @HeerJeet i think of trump as kind of an updated curtis lemay type, though that could be wrong. he's pretty out there — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

RT @GrantRumley: In Gaza, 54% of Palestinians trust Fatah. Only 32% trust Hamas. https://t.co/jPCibyvgt8 — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Clinton unfavorables (left) versus Trump unfavorables in the past year https://t.co/zyiXviAiYA — PolitiTweet.org

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@HeerJeet @notjessewalker and plan to bring up again in a piece about this conversation! — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

@HeerJeet @notjessewalker this is a really important point, one i've tried to emphasize in my writing on him — PolitiTweet.org

Zack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp

Metro announcer: "please remove your foot from the door." Seems like a no brainer. — PolitiTweet.org