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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
why didnt jesus just freeze the romans in a big block of ice then smash it into bloody pieces like subzero from mortal kombat waaaah that wouldve been so much more badass waaah — PolitiTweet.org
James Lindsay, champion manspreader @ConceptualJames
Almost all of Christianity is too soft or to liberal to save. It's gonna have to be a rock-bottom turnaround. The will simply isn't there.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
https://t.co/VuAdqcenzY — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
this also means matt bruenig is one of those "chill relaxed son-in-laws who towers over his short aggro father in law" — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
and yeah, my dad is shorter. he is a short king — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
yeah heres a pic of my mom, but no she is way taller than me, she is like 5'8'' and was a dancer and drill team captain and basketball player and cheerleader!!! she was an official hot babe!! i took after,, , ,, my dad https://t.co/nIOsyDWQ5I — PolitiTweet.org
a. Fool, to be honest @a_benjamin
@ebruenig have you ever posted a picture of your mum and was it the size of you y/n
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@jayphoward to those about to puke at wet n wild, i salute u — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
periodically struck with blinding nostalgia for north texas. wanna go buy 13 quarts of glitter from the homeschooling section of mardel christian supply then have lunch at el fenix for $4.99 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@VancouverOsprey đť“‚đť“Ž 𝒷𝒶𝒹 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@RiverTamYDN tough love — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
no this is so real! it happens in nature too! wolf puppies attack their dads when they lay down, lion cubs attack their dads when they lay down, other primates do this as well. if you catch your dad slippin, you and your siblings are honor bound to tackle = a law of nature — PolitiTweet.org
grumblepantsmcgee @awkwardwhitee
@ebruenig If I sit on the floor. My 5 year old daughter is going to attack me. It's like an unwritten rule. Dad on… https://t.co/xJMVrTTH0j
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@benjamindcrosby @sarahjoykillam sarah....only you can wield them — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@EasyBakeOff they know from whence they came — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
"girls, your dad's taking a break and laying down on the floor for a minute. you know what to do." [violence like some kind of gladitorial game unfolds] — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
undersold aspect of being a mom in particular is that, while the kids do own you in an eternal and cosmic sense, you can also readily recruit them to own their dad at a moment's notice. kids live for this — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
found a fragment of the necronomicon https://t.co/lLcyELtqS0 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @DrewFrogger: eastern KY is unique https://t.co/HvjKr1VV0F — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
uh oh, not Homeland Security "policing speech," as in incessantly monitoring the communications of American citizens — PolitiTweet.org
Marco Rubio @marcorubio
If you didn’t believe these people on the marxist left are coming after your most basic constitutional rights, you… https://t.co/QCmRNwwedF
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@CharlesFLehman @EsotericCD personally i like it — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@beartown in this case i'm siding w the coworker dude. it is like beef court and i am the coworker dad's defense attorney — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
this whole thing is as weird and out of turn as if my coworker described her wedding to me and i said something like, "good for you, but your husband sounds like an absolute terror and i'm glad he's not my problem. no offense; i wouldn't marry any frat boy." just wild! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i think the key thing here is when someone says "no offense but your life sounds terrible to me because of your kids," they're saying the people (the children) you love and live with are terrible. kids are people! they're just young people. — PolitiTweet.org
gdiygtbk @gdiygtbk
@ebruenig But kids do suck if you don’t want them. Some people love running marathons. Others think that is a form… https://t.co/EsygqMT0e9
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@gbrockell l m a o — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @notfunnyelle: my best friend is a guy and we have a pact that if we're both still single at 37 we'll hunt each other for sport — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
you're describing stuff rich people have not stuff people with no children have. poor people can turn down having a family and still have none of these things lol — PolitiTweet.org
Matt @mattsart7
@LaDolceEsq @_RobertSchultz Travel, have money, actually use our pto for when we want too, being able to make plans… https://t.co/jDxPmZYqVo
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Ricolo1801 there it is — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@tommythecommy80 only if the girlfriend is nice with it, dude needs to stay out of the photos — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
when people my age get goin about how much kids suck but then the phone comes out for show n' tell i make eye contact with matt and try to figure out if he's thinking yellowstone or joshua tree — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
at which national park did u show the friendly coworker a pic of u, your girlfriend, and ur dog kind of absurdly accessorized for hiking — PolitiTweet.org
Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz
A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sor… https://t.co/LZaXXt0hH1
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
coke yeyo — PolitiTweet.org
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
if they don't want us to play around with mercury they should stop putting videos of how cool it looks on youtube — PolitiTweet.org
