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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
it is a constant source of comedy that my kids are very clearly going to be much, much bigger than i am -- my 4 y/o is only 19 inches shorter than me. the top of her head is nearing my shoulder. the örb is even taller than her sister was at the same age. fml — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i don't really mind being tiny. mass produced stuff (clothes, rings, etc) generally doesn't fit, but that's not a big deal. i can hem my stuff. i can easily curl up in economy plane seats and sleep. i don't have to eat much. i'm not intimidating; helps people open up — PolitiTweet.org
Jefe @JeffNotEvan
@ebruenig I’m same height as Matt. Does he have any complaints about being tall? Do you about being short?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Tw02991271 this is legit his pov — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@InternetHippo customers need to do better — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @InternetHippo: uh it’s low key gross to expect me to provide something of value to you simply because you gave me money? — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@kayaoakes can you imagine if she had even come close to touching Jesus? yikes — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@kayaoakes "Do not call anything impure that God has made clean." acts 10. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@SamDerMann13 the tiny skeleton in the middle is jane — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@JulianWaller king arthur flour classic double pie crust :) — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Qcconfidential that's a hamburger bun pan! got it from @kingarthurflour — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@frontier_anon oh yea! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@go_oat lmao my kids are older and therefore can be negotiated with — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Tragedy_Andy just tempting me now — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i am 4'11''. he is 6'3''. — PolitiTweet.org
walt @biggestwaltdog
@ebruenig How much taller is your husband because that angle is W I L D
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
chickenéd, pottéd pies 🥧 https://t.co/GTgqCOB1AP — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
ørb calls elmo of sesame street "THAT" — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@WB_Baskerville indoor air pollution per matte — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@JC_Beer_ it has resulted in my 'killing is wrong' stance — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@seth_3333 Aquinas — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@EggAvi69 https://t.co/cSIE6qOd6G — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@TrolleySwitcher i think it's just latent german tendencies tbh — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@BoltzmannBody humans in particular — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
well i don't have too many...i'm similar to matt in that respect...the major ones are, like, humankind is the crown jewel of the cosmos, human life is precious, nicene creed.txt, the running of the household should be above all else routine, clean, and orderly — PolitiTweet.org
Philip Mata @mataphilip
@ebruenig What are some of your immutable opinions?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@rckhff he's against hanging planters bc he says they bump his head — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@CamTweetsAbtGod yes — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MetaReflexive i'm not sure he's ever said my full name — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@pcroberts77 no — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
well, he contends that names with more than one syllable are "bloat", i understand this is some kind of term emerging from his ardent archlinux days. i thought he was joking at first, but he was 100% serious, so our kids are jane and clare — PolitiTweet.org
Jakers @Jak_erz
@ebruenig How did he explain single syllable names
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
solid 90% of marital bliss is figuring out what's worth throwing a fit over. basically nothing is — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
matt either has no opinion (i.e., decor choices, my hair/makeup/clothes, what to do on any given weekend, etc) or 100% rock solid immutable opinions (i.e., induction over gas, single-syllable baby names only, non-spicy food is bad, etc.) this was the latter so i was like: ok — PolitiTweet.org
Felix Aurora @soxgoodyanksbad
@ebruenig Genuinely a bit curious how Matt brought it up to you given how much you like to cook. Did he like ease i… https://t.co/8m6q14xVSB
