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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@AnikVJoshi you can use melting wafers but i just used baking chocolate (not unsweetened baker's chocolate, but chocolate for baking with -- chunks in this case, milk.) — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
chocolate covered strawberries as requested for a friend’s birthday 🎉 https://t.co/SOzYj6aXg6 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
well he also says that the idea beards are there to protect faces must be wrong because men (very powerful strong faces) have them but women (extremely weak fragile faces, therefore *more* in need of protection) do not — PolitiTweet.org
Z @Impuremichigan6
@ebruenig He just didn’t live in a climate where a beards utility as a natural scarf could be appreciated.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
he has a remarkable riff where he's contemplating whether the human body is made for utility or beauty and the reason he ends up deciding it's more for beauty is because men have nipples and beards which are beautiful but not useful — PolitiTweet.org
☭ @dmsolano99
@ebruenig you should write up some Augustine thoughts in Matt thought format
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
Augustine was a poster's poster — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
Christ did not post. Neither did Socrates. Both of them were too alpha to post. Their followers did post, however, and though I would not describe the Gospels as yeoman posting, the Early Church was absolutely full of shitposts. Golden age of shitposting — PolitiTweet.org
The Gracchi brothers said $80 a day @slandermepls
@ebruenig Shitposting is the most important endeavour modern humans can engage in. As we are all made in the image… https://t.co/LNvHSR5lW1
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@SensibleCentri1 i think he signed up knowing i'd get older. linux is forever though — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Bill_B10 it's not a bad thing tho! inevitable and natural. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
you know, and it doesn't move uphill from here, and that, too, is fine. for everything there is a season. with those glad days behind me, i am grateful to focus on other projects, other adventures, such as shitposting — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
for real tho: one of the things i most appreciate about having married and had kids young is that now that the processes of pregnancy and childbirth and motherhood have had their way with me — and they have — i'm alright with it. what beauty i had has done its work. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
please see a doctor — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i've twitter spaces now — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@JamesWorthyClap @GamedayMilk @Jenson3117 @MichaelZdanis @AsteadWesley @daveweigel @MattBruenig he's never worked at a law firm. ever — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @jonbernhardt: the Democratic Party fuckin owns https://t.co/NHpDPmt2S7 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@HareDurer just relax and let the phrase work its magic — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
hi is one amongst you a hunter of the mule deer, i've a question for you — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @thismaya: Texas Twitter: If you know of anyone stuck at home or for whom mobility is an issue, tell them or their caregiver to contact… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@IssaBurner14 @DanRiffle @MattBruenig just flat out not true, completely false. 100% a lie — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@GenePark nature is healing — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@GenePark let it all hang out king....talk your shit — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @BobSaietta: @ebruenig https://t.co/EWBXjpRcQS — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @mohamadtm91: @ebruenig Oh that's so simple. Take this film but replace Hitler with Rand Paul and Bigfoot with Mitt Romney. https://t.co… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
pitching a prestige miniseries about how the same lawncare neighbor who beat the shit out of rand paul also kicked mitt romney's ass. this guy is the punisher for notable republican senators, but like a nonlethal one, and it still all goes back to lawns somehow — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @SabrinaSiddiqui: President Biden: "I have accepted Neera Tanden’s request to withdraw her name from nomination ... I have the utmost re… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @tylerpager: SCOOP with @seungminkim: The White House is pulling Neera Tanden’s nomination to serve as OMB Director. https://t.co/GD2DW1… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
first they came for mx potato head, — PolitiTweet.org
Congressman Greg Steube @RepGregSteube
Mr. Potato Head is gender neutral, Dr. Seuss is cancelled, and Amazon is banning books. This is what a Democrat majority looks like.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @robdelaney: https://t.co/DruSWTHP6A — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MuseZack ha, both my kids are dark-eyed! makes sense, though; both matt and i are as well — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@suninshades just some feedback — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the sort of alien effect of extremely dark-eyed people using very bright ring lights — like a pale iris around a black pupil, with another band of dark color looped around the outer edge — is beautiful and should be baked into natural eye configurations somehow — PolitiTweet.org
