Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wife_geist @doltery i am going to [parody] you — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lukeburgis @wesyang link to helpful reading? — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wife_geist blast em out king — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@sumdepony augustine gets into this. short answer is: maybe at the eschaton. unclear if absolution is available to them, but God is merciful, so perhaps. we should hope that they do. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wrdcsc i must say it 100 times a day. or in moments of particular desperation: "Lord, if you want to, you can make me clean." — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@hmmmmmmmmmmmn @wesyang you can't explain that — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang 6.) i will become one with the #whocare. i will click the x when the app becomes annoying. i will post pics of stuff i've made (food, children) and i will shoot the shit with randos. the great tides will surge in, and when they recede, only the #whocare will remain. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang 5.) i don't have to and will gladly refuse to comment on any or all news items; this isn't a feed for bruenig family press releases (there's no feed for that bc it would be silly.) again: complicated, important shit should go through editors. trust — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang 4.) i'll talk to anyone who really wants to talk to me. i'll be respectful to anyone who's respectful to me. happy to chat, talk things over, kick ideas around, whatever — i won't respond to or get involved in follow-policing, like-policing, whatever. obnoxious — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang 3.) not getting into any mob, rage brigade shit on here. significant downsides and i've yet to see any upsides. nothing real or significant can be settled by yelling on twitter -- though yelling on twitter can provoke solutions that resolve *the twitter yelling.* so no thanks. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang 2.) this is my personal chat room. i'm responsible for setting the tone. i am going to be generous, generally lighthearted, friendly and relaxed. i'm here to vibe. i'll be serious, inane, absurd, whatever — at my leisure. i'm not here to harsh vibes or to have mine harshed. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang everybody's gotta make peace w twitter in their own way, but my manifesto is: 1.) this is not where i work. i publish through nyt and other edited outlets. i'm not going to get on here and blast out scoops or anything bc going off half-cocked is how people fuck themselves. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@DetroitQSpider it knows — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang i just do it on main. bold experimental approach — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

hmm...Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner, imho. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @Goons_TXT: washed our dishes by throwing a huge bucket of them into the ocean for 20 sec's. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@jonassink science has not yet discovered a successful toddler-friendly delivery mechanism for rice — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

also: people often ask about whether all we eat around here is pure sugar. the answer is (sadly) no! I preserved the kids’ dinners tonight for posterity: baked chicken, wild rice, and strawberries. baking is fun and fanciful, but weeknight meals are 100% phoned in. sad! https://t.co/zRHL752ABd — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

peanut butter cookies with candied peanuts + rice krispie treats with homemade marshmallows + alfajores with homemade cinnamon-vanilla bean dulce de leche! also: some teeny tiny alfajores in progress, perfect for tiny hands or lunch-desserts (these are real and important) https://t.co/JQLJJlj5S1 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@PillDavis they gotta hug it out — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@cowboypreop this is why people don't even bother with bandeau/commando/sash combos anymore. too risky — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@TeawithTolkien i'm always saying this — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

sucks when you're mostly nude at your lakeside villa and your man obliterates your midcentury modern divan by starting a gunfight with his two identical brothers — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@soxgoodyanksbad @mattyglesias meltdown climate change is well-established fact at this point....meltdown may comes earlier every year — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @dennisbhooper: the two movies https://t.co/bs5D7BQgIq — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@mattyglesias i've gotta get into shape for meltdown may...pandemic depression got me off my game for a while — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@AliceFromQueens @drombit @jessesingal we keep it ladylike around here — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @AryehCW: Which generation is the worst at Twitter? — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@davey0511 no the really sad thing is i have a very advanced filter so what you get here are my least demented thoughts — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@SixteenPizzas i mean. same — PolitiTweet.org