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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@mikroberts rekt — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
mf can do math — PolitiTweet.org
Billy Bob da Vinci @billybobdavinci
@ebruenig Your deference to Matt’s intelligence doesn’t make sense to me. He is good at some things (and laughably… https://t.co/A17dsDb0y0
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
me: anyway so yeah, once the fruit was declared off limits that pretty much guaranteed we were gonna eat it alien: why though? you had a good thing going, sounds like me: well it's like a tide pod. you know it's poison, but it's also funny. right? alien: no? — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@PrebenReal presumably they'd have no way of knowing about our particular history of fucking up — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@SoulCrash_ i adore it — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
well traditional Christian doctrine just gives an account of the effort of God to reconcile humankind to Himself, so of course it's human-centric. there are other sentient creatures (i.e., angels) who have a totally different relationship with the Lordt. so would aliens. — PolitiTweet.org
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@ebruenig Does traditional christian doctrine have a too "human centric" viewpoint? Eg, if aliens were encounter m… https://t.co/slf02TRMbX
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MaxKennerly yeah one of my good friends from the post rec'd it! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
wow pardon that's acksually the shrike palace and they only believe themselves to be impaled uponst the tree of pain — PolitiTweet.org
Thrillhouse @Thrillh97771177
@ebruenig The Hyperion planet where you live forever burning in a tree
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
no, i am married to someone smarter than me who has no belief in a higher power and that hasn't made a lick of difference — PolitiTweet.org
Alpaca De Guerra @AlpacaDeGuerra
@ebruenig Would it affect your faith if a more advanced (either scientifically or ethically) civilization held no belief in a higher power?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i don't know, but i hope so. that would slap. i've never met an alien movie i didn't like and i'm a big fan of catholics in space which is a whole sci-fi genre — PolitiTweet.org
Ify Nsoha✝️ @IfyNsoha
Christian twitter do y'all believe aliens are real?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@GenePark actual footage of me covering a hostage situation — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
buddy, they don't even let me figure out how to get me a comics gig — PolitiTweet.org
Mark Shatraw @09mshatraw
@ebruenig How do we get you a comics gig? The people (by which I mean me) demand it.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
could sit in here all day dreaming up climactic batman battles, classic covert daredevil chase sequences, low-stakes first act punisher scuffles, etc https://t.co/QB2xFY7Uq9 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @willystaley: Saw a guy at the diner eat a breakfast quesadilla, talk at a really moderate, polite volume on his Bluetooth device, then… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @nickconfessore: Do we really still need to wear masks outside? https://t.co/5g0u5Q5KWT — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
https://t.co/KYmUj9QiG1 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
youths connect with local mom’s health goth aesthetic https://t.co/VariYIG3Rb — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@rosafuxemburg oh big time agree — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i love all the black & whites suggestions! i should get them some authentic ones as they've only ever tried the ones i make at home....but then what if they like the bakery ones better! https://t.co/Gxph8NY1NF — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@zackstruver show & tell on monday is gonna raise a lot of questions — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@omgspookygritty for the kids not for matt — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@boshyboo @ggooooddddoogg then the law dog should self-dox in my dms and come over for dinner — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@mayonnaise_soup love sbarro's authentic new york pizza....that's what they come to the big apple for baby — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ggooooddddoogg you joke but they legit love that store and the 4.5 year old talks constantly about which color combo she's gonna get next time. also she picked out an m&m print night gown for her baby sister and the baby adores it — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
hangin out in nyc tomorrow. what treat should i take home to my kids. dont say cronuts or whatever novelty pastry from that joint bc you have to order online 2 weeks out or you end up waiting in a 300 person line — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@jmsahakian yes — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the smöllest matt bruenig https://t.co/u2lCoK26k9 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
remembering the time my 4 y/o declared her 1 y/o sister "a toilet baby and a trash girl." i have never and will never come up with anything nearly as brutal — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @thedailybeast: NEW: A Michigan man with Down syndrome—whose futile quest to get the COVID-19 vaccine was chronicled by The Daily Beast—… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
if we can self-perfect we’re all damned because none of us have chosen to be perfect for some reason — PolitiTweet.org
Zayante @Zayante15
@ebruenig Dear Liz: sorry for going OT but having listened and read you on Augustine I find that I am inexorably at… https://t.co/gYtB9ciKrX