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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

another thing G & M get is that one of the great gifts you can give your kids is being engaged in your own grown-up projects, thus never blowing the kids' problems out of proportion by obsessing over them. they take their cues from you! — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@christoaivalis HA HA HA — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

as far as fictional parents go, the ideal marriage is Gomez and Morticia Addams and it's not even close. extremely warm, loving household built on the foundation of their own mutual respect and admiration for one another...understanding, sympathetic parents. GOAT, easily — PolitiTweet.org

Jameson Bratcher @jamesonbratcher

@ebruenig ideal cartoon parents have to be Bluey's parents right?!?

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

the cocomelon parents have a bad marriage dude. they're always like...sneaking up on each other in the dark to catch one another in the act of eating a donut or something. i'm not gonna be shamed for eating a donut in my own fucking house thank you very much — PolitiTweet.org

Michael Crespin @MikeCrespin

@ebruenig Kiddo has been on a cocomelon binge. Dad creeps me out.

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

tfw you crank up the cocomelon to keep the kids occupied and the algorithm serves this up and you cry discreetly in the kitchen https://t.co/DqEvdoSN2z — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@seizedmeans rip your noties — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CarlBeijer wow wrong https://t.co/uMJYk3evCv — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

also screwed up an entire continent leading to further vicious bloodshed down the line — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

long boi — PolitiTweet.org

TDels @Visible__Hand

I don't want to spread any rumors but If I'm being completely honest Long Boi https://t.co/vPCXkrxrXm

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

correct insofar as WWI was a complete waste of blood and treasure resulting in the disillusionment of an entire generation — PolitiTweet.org

Ben Jacobs @Bencjacobs

Tucker Carlson just referred to the First World War as "the Iraq of its day."

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Visible__Hand unloc immediately so i can rt — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 30, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Visible__Hand i simply think you shouldn't — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

no — PolitiTweet.org

pictures of the end @neighbours_wifi

https://t.co/uPCdjk7wsz

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

parrots should be called quotekeets — PolitiTweet.org

Brad @thermopanda_xl

@ebruenig @sorryesteban subkeets imply rekeets and quotekeets

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@sorryesteban absolutely. we can also assume subkeets. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

a parakeet is called a parakeet because it is adjacent to a keet but is not precisely a keet — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @EasterbrookG: Knowledge is more widely dispersed than ever; power remains notably concentrated. https://t.co/PhbWK3L8F9 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Retweet Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @nytopinion: Liberals shouldn't get too excited about corporations suddenly supporting their ideas, @ebruenig says. “Companies are simpl… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Retweet Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @GenePark: finally, it’s Thursday https://t.co/YLD9Jnru2e — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Retweet Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@JDVance1 what if you can elect for universal daycare allowance or in-home childcare allowance — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

excuse me i must announce that i have a verified superpower: the moment i mix yeast (active dry, instant, what have you) with whatever activating liquid (water, milk, etc) i can tell via smell if the yeast is gonna proof or not. instantly. like that very second — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

couple other points of order: -i'm not a columnist (sad) -'ibish' is, incidentally, what i called myself as a baby because i could not pronounce 'elizabeth'...#togetherness #unity #acrosstheaisle — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

if only they'd cared lol — PolitiTweet.org

Hussein Ibish @Ibishblog

Newly hired ⁦@nytimes⁩ columnist explains the pervasive impact of interests, especially pecuniary ones, in politics… https://t.co/9stPNQhpMt

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

it's funny — our eldest is a carbon copy of me: she's friendly, organized, fretful, extremely chatty, loves giving/wrapping presents, cooking, writing. and the órb is *exactly* like my husband: contemplative, reserved, shy, deliberate, likes to count and sort things, sweet, mild. — PolitiTweet.org

Graham Marbles @gWinbags

@ebruenig She has the most consistently thoughtful expression I've ever seen on a child. She has seen our doom and is at peace with it

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

also got a powerfully hitchcockian silhouette https://t.co/vnA7JiOU5P — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

going to get her a little headset and baseball cap — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

she walks around the park lookin like an NFL coach https://t.co/0Gzfn03q3c — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@UnrighteousD @Goodtweet_man praying for y'all. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@jibber_too x is the most inclusive letter — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated
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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

early modern era would've spelled 'fiction' as 'fixion.' honestly like that version better — PolitiTweet.org

Posted April 29, 2021 Hibernated