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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@IHateNYT right, exactly! teaching kids about keeping their hands to themselves is as much (or frankly, more) about protecting them from ill-meaning others as protecting others from them — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
father please....my baby....she's very sinful — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@trizzlor @NashDelirium i do think it's sort of a different tack, though: "you've got to really guard yourself against evil due to your sex and race" as opposed to "everybody has to share" — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
this precisely why you gotta take them to church and have their heads washed off a little — PolitiTweet.org
The Famed Curmudgeon @jarsilver
@ebruenig wait til you find out about original sin
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
calling my daughters karens and constantly reminding them not to ask to speak to my manager to own...it's not exactly clear who — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@NashDelirium yeah that's what makes this so disconcerting -- the notion that she's gotta buy specific books to really drill decency into her kid because he's poisoned by his white maleness, as opposed to 'all children are vicious and need to be reformed' — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
damn, baby is on probation from day one. i feel like your mom is supposed to be the one person on planet earth who's unconditionally on your side from the get-go — PolitiTweet.org
Thotton Mather @ThottonMather
The framing of this, “I have a white male son and I need to teach him not to be awful which clearly he will be beca… https://t.co/dHDj4P0IaR
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
so tacky — PolitiTweet.org
Travis Akers @travisakers
My new favorite gender reveal... https://t.co/XnjJStIl7u
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@theoryhoe myoclonic, tonic-clonic — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
as for how i do stuff: i just have to ask for help a lot. it's weird at times but often kind of fun. you haven't lived until you've asked your editor to take you to the doctor — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@BrickSpinoza dude i wish that were not part of it and yet — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i was afraid of the ball and such. you know? i'd get to a four-way stop and be like: everybody go and once everyone's gone, i'll go. y'all just go right ahead. hated making left turns. didn't like changing lanes. drove under speed limit. just horribly obnoxious shit like that — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i have epilepsy. i lost my license when i was 18, after a series of seizures over the course of a couple months that couldn't be controlled with medication. since i'll always have the epep, i've never reapplied for it. i was also, truth be told, a very shitty driver — PolitiTweet.org
mason ✡︎ @voxelbombs
@ebruenig how.. can you not drive? How do you do things?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@favourite_uncle @texclarkpdx should be the slogan of the entire city. Arlington: Yes it Blows — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@DavidRemus it's just so expensive — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
this guy makes more and more sense — PolitiTweet.org
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance @FalconryFinance
@ebruenig Disability tip: pretty much the entire deal with trained arabian hunting falcons is that they go out, fin… https://t.co/M6e5Z2J9He
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@wspieler fell right into the trap — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@GenBiotics i'm epileptic — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
feel like this answers a lot of "why so little house on the prairie?" questions that hint at tradwifery or whatnot. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
a big incentive for me in terms of learning to make things at home (sandwich bread, pie crusts, pickles, ketchup, bbq sauce, tortillas, etc) is that i can't drive, so even if i want something storebought, i gotta wait for someone to take me. it's usually faster to do it myself! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
doesn't take a lot to really blow the kids away...homemade chocolate syrup + milk + reddi whip + pink edible glitter and sprinkles. done. https://t.co/JoGarcNuUm — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
chocolate milk....röyålê https://t.co/DrZvY36gXM — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@StGeorgeStan1 she already gets the lion's share! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
journalists' children posting their parents' Ls — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
my 5 y/o: mama, what's your job? me: ah, well. i'm a magazine writer. i write stories for people to read. 5 y/o: what the heck! me: i know! just like the books we read. 5 y/o: they give you money for that?! [uproarious laughter] that's amazing!!! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@dougiee092 no it whips, it's just different. if you can adapt to change, you'll always be happy — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i also help them with their college admissions essays in exchange for help with bullshit tasks such as giving me a ride to the cvs and taking my kids to the playground while the termite dude is here — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
honestly, and not to speak out of turn, that kid is cool as hell — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the local teens largely spare me bullying because i employ them in various capacities, such as babysitting, snow shoveling, and there's even one kid who taught himself how to install light fixtures and cap/convert electrical outlets using youtube videos — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
what getting older without an adaptation plan for becoming passé and unfashionable does to an mf — PolitiTweet.org
Silent 'H' in Whack @WhackNicholson
It's spreading. https://t.co/JjILnqAPIy
