Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

You can tell @mattduss had absolutely nothing to do with the vicious crimes described here because the only verb Dubowitz was able to muster up was "legitimized," which is virtually meaningless at this point. What a disgusting smear attempt. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i actually think, now that we're discussing it, my favorite thing about @MattBruenig — and the reason he was so instantly compelling to me even as a teenager — is that he has virtually no emotional response to social pressure of any kind...extremely liberated dude. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

really can't encourage having children enough for a lot of reasons, but one of the major reasons is it pretty much entirely robs you of the energy to care about whether you look cool to strangers anymore. you know you don't; you have puke on you and probably pee, and that's ok — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i think doing what you feel like doing and not really giving a shit about what other people expect you to be doing is an alpha behavior tbh...i also think that this whole line of fretting over whether you look badass on a literal playground is only pertinent to 10-20 year olds — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@MarkBrendanawiz @RuinUrLifeWell lmao this rules — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

on one level, i'm a magazine writer and he's an attorney-policy analyst and we spend most of our time talking politics or kid logistics, and on another, deeper level, we're still 16 and 18 y/o LD debaters sitting in his ford escort outside Braum's listening to The Ticket — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

P1 day 1 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@MattBruenig @HaraldKml @JoeLoudGuy hey matt, was wondering -- not asking if video games are currently art, but is there a possibility they could ever be art? — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

little girl at park: my daddy is a police officer :) girl's dad: that's right sweetie my 5 y/o: oh...well...um...my daddy is too girl's dad: hey man, you're on the force? my husband, listening to north texas sports radio on huge noise cancelling headphones: haha. you bet — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@EmGusk @jennagiesta @AshleyKirzinger careful what you wish for — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@TankieSanders @godswallowing @communism4cats the english just going around causing problems once again — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @godswallowing: this is so fucking funny https://t.co/VE5PYuzmci — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@kevinlpotter no idea what you're on about — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@LoneStarTexian from what i understand he's kind of a dumb guy — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

got a dark thought for the late night crew: i could almost certainly put away one daughter's entire college tuition in one week if i sold voice custom recordings of myself saying rude stuff about some guy named ethan winters — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

taking a deep breath and manifesting — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@LisaMcGov for the kids :) — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@ragnarcar what...would the joke be — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Cumzilla420 the older one can handle it. the younger one has not earned ketchup privileges — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CharlesFLehman i mean are you kidding me. https://t.co/LYSyAzynSa — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CharlesFLehman of course — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

in the warm months i pack their dinners in lil bento boxes so they can dine al fresco while playing in the park.......the house stays cleaner. tonight: fried chicken nugs, mini cornbread muffins, strawberries, blueberries. https://t.co/DHDbkz6QTo — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

look, accidents happen — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CTMathewes the kids can choose between the rawlsian parent (justice as fairness, which can rule, as in the ice cream case, or suck, as in the case of chores) or the augustinian parent (i will your good, which can rule, as in infinite mercy and forgiveness, and suck, as in fairness is moot) — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

örb reached the age where she gets angery if her sister gets an ice cream cone and she does not, so when their daddy takes them for ice cream he gets this literal baby her own ice cream, which she smears all over everything......mr. justice as fairness owned by his own logic lmao https://t.co/FquPJGbvqL — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@davidrieff Of course, that's really neither here nor there considering that the baby is preverbal and hasn't done anything wrong! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@davidrieff I also think — and maybe I'm wrong, but — one of the most fundamental aspects of motherhood is how carnal, how premoral it is. It's elemental. A friend reluctantly betraying a friend who's done wrong is painful but noble; a mother readily doing the same is less legible to me. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

and by 'you', i mean me — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

can you buy girlscout cookies on the internet yet — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @LRonMexico: “I’m glad I made it out of the Trump era without any brain damage” I say to myself, before hearing his voice in my head tel… — PolitiTweet.org