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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
me meeting another writer: so what kind of law does your close lawyering associate do — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
meanwhile the government apparently assigns each journalist and academic a lawyer to date/marry — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@accidentalJD i didn't make more than matt after he got publicly canned at the NLRB and worked some short-term jobs in dc for a while lol š this is when i was like, winning awards and shit! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@accidentalJD i've never made more than my husband — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
when people tell me they wish they were publishing in major outlets i always (jokingly!!! jokingly!!!) offer to just send them a bunch of perverse threatening emails every day myself so they can get the same effect without the low pay and disappointment — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the professors wanna be publishing shit in the mainstream press which everyone utterly despises, and the mainstream press is full of failed academics who wish they were publishing shit in obscure peer-reviewed journals nobody cares about. gifts of the magi. — PolitiTweet.org
Sunk Cost Pharisee MD PhD @Liamjsm
Chaired professor digs up young left wing journalistās months-old joke to defame him. Pretty gross! https://t.co/9WM8PhqBSI
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
if you do a totally dogshit post on here but you add (NOT IT) to the end, then it's technically illegal for you to become main character of twitter that day — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@VicarSterne they do be riding them high strung horses — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
look kids should be subject to Hot Zone decontamination procedures anyway. they're lucky they're allowed to enter my domicile without being halted in a vestibule and hosed down with industrial grade disinfectant — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@LucerneBolvin yeah i'm publishing my findings in JAMA — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
of course there's still some detergent water in there after the wash. you just suck it out before the kid drinks it. a little detergent water is fine for you, as a treat — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
bro moms in the fancy towns in connecticut outside NYC apparently don't put their kids' shit in the dishwasher...apparently just washing the sippy cups but drinking the remaining cascade water that becomes trapped in the mouthpiece before it gets to the kid doesn't cut it... — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ACount_Palatine thats not a recipe.... — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
idea: summer snickerdoodles. sugar cookies dusted w powdered sugar mixed with powdered freeze dried strawberries — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
hey NextDoor neighbors. there's a man lying completely dead on the ground. any thoughts? https://t.co/fCzqXomqJv — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @ebruenig: Joe Biden, free the weed prisoners. There's no reason not to, you said you'd use your clemency powers for good, and the Demsā¦ — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@HitFactoryPod or geserit — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@policy_h @HeerJeet my views are totally stable across time; thereās no ādriftā! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@McCaineNL @MattBruenig i'm thinking instead of stars little crosses but instead of stripes, stars? is that too busy? i kind of like power clashing with mixed patterns? — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
so cool! my kids would immediately shit in this — PolitiTweet.org
Massimo @Rainmaker1973
The Laundry Jet is the first vacuum powered laundry chute that transports laundry from any room with ports installeā¦ https://t.co/NOXAHtPJm3
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
it's called @MattBruenig 2028 and i'm all aboard baby. i'm gonna be Finmerica's FLOTUS and my FLOTUS project will be making the white house christmas special cost 50% of GDP — PolitiTweet.org
adam from philly šŗšøšŗš¦ @adamfromphilly
@ebruenig Make America Finland campaign when
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MarinSanna @AOC drag our ass!!!!!!!!!!!!! come for us!!!!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MarinSanna @AOC QUEEN — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO — PolitiTweet.org
Sanna Marin @MarinSanna
@AOC Itās called Finland and youāre all welcome to visit! https://t.co/jV48L1rGQx
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@WonkDan that kind of magic is risky — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
Lucy Dacus hang out w me challenge — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@HeerJeet this tweet was a cool surprise to wake up to. nice work Thursday night liz — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @alex_shephard: this is how you write a lede https://t.co/AEm7lrNWSJ — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
That would be bananas — PolitiTweet.org
Literati Bookstore @LiteratiBkstore
The title of your memoir is the last text message you sent.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @NYTMetro: Federal prosecutors in New York have opened a criminal investigation into whether Wells Fargo violated federal laws by conducā¦ — PolitiTweet.org
