Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@hmmmmmmmmmmmn his hat is made of chocolate — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Jeff__MacGregor that place rocks — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @HotlineJosh: Sinema, to a D Senator: “I have already told the White House what I am willing to do and what I’m not willing to do. I'm n… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

what's a candy store that's cool and unique like sugarfina except unlike sugarfina the candy they stock is actually good — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @PunkyMantilla: “Through silence, we return to our heavenly origin, where there is nothing but calm, peace, repose, silent contemplation… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @IanKarmel: 20 year olds are out here with baby pictures that just look like a current picture of a baby and not like a grainy still fro… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CantSilenceBuz you don't want a civil war either — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

love it when house reps log on and do a lil poll asking whether we should have another civil war. "yall ive been thinkin...america's gone way too long without a violent conflict on its own soil. why not bring the war home and turn our own civilians into mincemeat for a change?" — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@AChillGhost i will facetime with you and show you how to make my chocolate chip cookie dough — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@MattBruenig no more movies about marvel cinematic universe; only movies about cobra tate extended universe — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@whiskeynachos i just hold a knife on @davidlsims and make him tell me about all the movies he sees early — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

guys slate advice sections are like r/nosleep. yes we all know it's fake; shut up it's more fun when you pretend like it's real — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

is jack uhhhhhhhh into firearms at all https://t.co/wpj0Azeuot https://t.co/wsQGdWIGDy — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @Cumzilla420: @ebruenig im convinced that when this account goes full shit poster it will be like when yamamoto heeded tojos call to bom… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @MatthewPCrowley: We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

me, walking out of The Last Duel: so basically it was all a big misunderstanding biden: alright that's it — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

don't underestimate the tweets i'm capable of — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@hannahposts i believe in u — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

who got the grandparents going on "there are going to be no christmas presents this year"...tons of grandparent panic around here — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

nextdoor in absolute shambles https://t.co/Ne9U9mxodE — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

next cake i get to make is a strawberry, moana-themed cake for a three-year-old little girl. as a #girlmom, a huge fan of the flavor red, and someone who has been exposed to Moana in a repeated, forcible fashion like the guy in parallax view, i feel i am uniquely up to this — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@annehelen @MattBruenig — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

will the atlantic let me get away with making this my handle on here, y/n https://t.co/A9FQ1fUnpP — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist see you're the raccoon encouraging nonphilosophers to get involved in shit that's way above their paygrade, leading to disaster!!!! you're the philosopher, you write it! https://t.co/ofi0iVZaIz — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist anyhoo i feel like this is a chunk of the tailspin these fellers are caught in, this confusion over whether they have or simply *ought* to have power, then the natural confusion over whether they should behave as though they have power (and what does that look like?) or not — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist when people or groups do cop to having power, it's just that - a cop; they're admitting fault and usually coming up with a story about how they're going to disseminate or decrease their power. but we know that doesn't necessarily happen. what is a virtuous ruler now? nobody knows — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist for my purposes this demonstrates one of the major breakdowns of postmodernity, i.e., zero story about what virtuous dominance looks like, just everybody trying to claim they're powerless and disenfranchised to avoid accepting the burdensome moral limitations of dominance — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist if you peep the TL, it's a bunch of "white men created electricity and the internet and modern medicine" etc, sort of establishing this dominant position in history, then going to absolute fuckin pieces bc nobody is grateful enough. you gotta pick one dude! king or crybaby! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist also i guess really bothered by the unfairness inherent in the fact that when you are doing the colonizing and genociding and whatever, you do not simultaneously get to be the indigenous victims of said colonizing and genociding — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@lastpositivist catastrophically triggered by the notion that christopher columbus is being dinged on twitter and that some have replaced his namesake holiday -- nothing but a sop to fold italian-americans into the new deal coalition -- with indigenous people's day — PolitiTweet.org