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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
ladies and gentlemen please remain calm, there is not an active shooter, i repeat, there is not an active shooter on the premises. a man who appears to be a bowling ball in cargo shorts has simply shot his dick off — PolitiTweet.org
Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts
An unintentional gun discharge in the Atlanta airport caused mass panic today among passengers who thought there wa… https://t.co/tRt4zoSIwR
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@kev_jg shhhh! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
proud of this one guys :') for the baptism of friends' beautiful little boy https://t.co/957qoCqQre — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
proud of this one gold 🥲 for the baptism of friends’ beautiful little boy https://t.co/ZlqsQnogPT — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@theruelovelaw yeah and everyone somehow knows about it and is cool with it as to where if someone stole meth and fucked a random colleague in my office it would be this whole goddamn ordeal and peoples' emails would get subpoenaed and shit at some point — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the one single episode of house wherein chase solves a case with unprovoked promethean house-like genius is the one where the baseball player got cadmium poisoning from smoking like 32oz of unprocessed mids per day presumably bc chase himself has also almost died of weed — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
last i checked jane says they're going to move in together and run a candy and car(?) shop — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
my kids can't be writers though, i forbid it. also their dad forbids them from being lawyers. however i will encourage both of them to become bakers — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@BeezyManzell i am one — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
make em transcribe your shit — PolitiTweet.org
Samuel Hedén Gynnå @SamHedGyn
@ebruenig I guess the big problem is having the apprentice be professionally useful to the mentor, so there's an in… https://t.co/gEHnSUEiVi
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@GasperJaylon i'm still a padawan myself — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
they should teach journalism by apprenticeship not classroom instruction. not taking questions — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
https://t.co/du825BwCkH — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
superman must be doomsdayed with finality — PolitiTweet.org
space pitbull mauling baby yoda @ChadThunderfury
@ebruenig We need the bad guys to start winning in like 10% of movies to keep people on their toes
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@peacefulhat i said what i said — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ChuziChips no — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@DarlingtonHall2 i did and i found it quite cool — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@PavlovichTim oh sure, all kinds of films out there — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the big purple guy who looks like grimace's asshole ex-marine dad, i honestly don't care if he wins. he seems fine i guess. rey in star wars was nice but the bad guy was more interesting and, puzzlingly, never really wanted to seem to kill her, so neutrality was fine there — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the great challenge of a cool movie is: can you attach moral urgency to a bunch of people and scenarios i had never heard of until 25 mins ago? now every movie plays on cheat mode using characters from well established franchises and they still cannot do it — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
lots of cake activity today — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MattBruenig @jbarro @JHWeissmann bidens really landed this in the shitter — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @TennantRob: @ebruenig A picture tells a …. https://t.co/uUMVo7Wij5 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
this is the definition of threatening a kindergartener and a toddler with a good time — PolitiTweet.org
Todd @sherwoodallan
@ebruenig Might as well get them matching bowls they can eat out of too while in the bed
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i've found the best kid stuff is the stuff that doesn't really do anything in particular. big ass dog bed. a bunch of squares of cool looking fabric. defunct grownup stuff (headphones, telephones, purses.) they go wild for that shit — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
sincere parenting tip: get your little kids a large dog bed this year. it's like one of those lil donut pillows but for bigger kids. you can move it around the house and they can lounge wherever -- watch movies, color, play a lot of pretend games (camping, hospital, etc.) — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MichaelRWear SAME — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
😍 so pretty — PolitiTweet.org
Carol Drinkwater @Carol4OliveFarm
I collect vintage glasses, I love them, but I have never seen anything as lovely as this champagne glass. https://t.co/LqKWwxCcWi
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @LeahLibresco: My father died last night. And today, Hofstra University, where he taught for over 60 years, lowered their flags to hal… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @cushbomb: FACT: Bears are Guys. — PolitiTweet.org
