Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@DrDave_99 i'm a peasant in the ancestral fiefdom of @DouthatNYT (connecticut) — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

sorry kids mama is going under the electric blanket not to emerge until roughly april again — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

excited for tuesday when i will wake up and die instantly https://t.co/ZmIeGqPx9z — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @TexasMonthly: Common as cornbread, old as dirt, funny as all get-out—these homespun expressions are as big as all hell and half of Texa… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@marwilliamson OMG! Thank you so so so much!! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Terraphant it's a technique called 'brush embroidery' or 'brush-through embroidery.' you pipe beads of royal icing on in the outline of a petal, leaf, etc, then use a small, damp paintbrush to stroke through the center of the bead, drawing a thin layer of icing down — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@holyschist yep yep! and thank you! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@mars17178 oh they are legion — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

middle of the night is also when the toy repair gremlin arrives https://t.co/JGaREiLTe5 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@e_blyler reminds me of watching my mom sew for hours as a little kid, totally calm and in the zone — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CancerImpulsive you're just exposed to more great writing than artisinal sugar cookies — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

when my kids have friends over i just break out a bunch of blank cookies that baked weird and a bunch of leftover icing bags i'm not gonna use and let em go to town lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@scabellumpedum thats right — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@BeastBackNasty teeny tiny piping tips, needles, tweezers, itty bitty paint brushes, etc. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@DanielS16018564 there are a bunch more that did not fit in the pic lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@scabellumpedum them pipin tips — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

completed floral set: one half for good news, one half for sad news, hopefully all will bring a little sunshine 🌞 https://t.co/IAU74tbHLz — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @BJMendelson: "Riddle me this, Batman! Why am I not allowed within fifty feet of a public school?" https://t.co/PBGcfWFFxr — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@GoodFollowship @wesyang @karlbykarlsmith yeah, rarely, but sometimes. as in a waiter, bantering with a friend of mine and i, both in sundresses, both with our small kids: "hey no problem, always happy to serve the milf set ;)" i was like -- great. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@karlbykarlsmith @wesyang my understanding having been a teenage girl is there aren't many mammals with pulses that teenage boys wouldn't LF — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang @karlbykarlsmith like: come on man, please don't make me contemplate having to navigate your [universal 'you' here, not you personally, Wes] weird pornographied sexual projection in this context, where i'm trying to be my best, happiest mom-self — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wesyang @karlbykarlsmith yeah, i agree. also, when you're a (sort of) young woman (such as myself) people often introduce the term when they find out you have kids -- i.e., when they see a photo of you and your kids, or see you with your kids. in that context it just makes me feel so bad about myself. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@MatthewMarchant oh dang you were mayor of carrollton? i'm from arlington! some say i am arlington's greatest shame. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@ry3564 i am way too happy at the atlantic and my lack of fear has led to much too much silliness on twitter tbh — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

"i just think the kids have suffered enough" [cheers] "i think there are risks to everything!" [hooting, hollering] "i think we can't sacrifice our lives for safetyism!" [raucous shouting] "i think the kids like playing in the snow anyway so why not!" [furious swearing] — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

it would be so funny to go to a town hall thing about school closures and be one of the adamantly anti-closure people and then 7/8 of the way through your speech it becomes clear you're talking about snow closures and everyone else is talking about covid and then everyone is mad — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@willystaley mmm it's giving ratajkowski — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@willystaley it's giving ratajowski — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @KETV: WATCH: Mail carrier rescues woman who had fallen in sub-zero temperatures https://t.co/btBQCMON0x — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i didn't kill that person. the bullet did. the bleeding did. their blood failing to carry oxygen to their brain did. that was a decision their blood vessels made, that was a decision their brain made — PolitiTweet.org