Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@GrayConnolly just feels weird the more i reflect on it. i haven't lived with my parents since i was in high school, i cannot imagine the weird mortification of hanging tight with them for a couple weeks in a foreign country with some dude they'd met one time all on their dime. is this normal? — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@GrayConnolly man i need liberal parents, mine haven't paid for me to go on any kind of vacation since i was a minor. i'm 31 and my parents would never offer to give me a free vacation, much less me and a random pal. if i implied that expectation they'd assume i'd had some kind of stroke lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @thehill: “Let’s get the facts straight here. You and me. Let’s have a debate, doctor to doctor, and give the American people the truth… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@fart lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @nytimes: In a handful of U.S. cities that were among the first to see a surge of the Omicron variant last month, reports of new coronav… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @Nature_Is_Lit: 🔥 Osprey swoops down on to a river to catch his prey by River Spey in the Scottish Cairngorms. https://t.co/4Rg8f8DKTX h… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@anam_maj @Aiden_CDN well yeah i think that's a good summation of why coolness and good-idea-ness often conflict: coolness is about a frosty indifference to consequences — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Aiden_CDN there he is! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@malekkarim2 i got here when i could — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@anam_maj @Aiden_CDN well many cool things are bad for you, the question wasn't "is smoking a good idea" or "should i smoke?" it was just whether it's cool. driving fast cars is also cool and similarly situated with respect to health and safety — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Aiden_CDN enough, we're already past the beefing stage. this is the friendship banquet stage. post more mads — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Aiden_CDN correct — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@podcastrespectr put those bad bois on craigslist — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@BenBenTwoTwent1 well i think there's middle ground between 'yeah we really shit the bed' and 'yeah uh huh i know you all want bunnies and ice creams but its time to pull up your big girl panties and stop being such babies' — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Aiden_CDN post more — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Aiden_CDN how is this a counterpoint he looks cool as hell — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@ted_stypewriter @AgnesCallard there it is — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@hwestiii @AgnesCallard the question was not "is it a good idea" or "is it good for you" — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

[listing a single covid test on craigslist for $450] slay queen — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

On behalf of myself and The President of the People's Policy Project, from our home to yours, Go Dawgs — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

georgia rule. absolutely demented cultural artifact. watch it now and the world it came from is totally incomprehensible — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@GregorisFr man that's such a tall order! what if he just declares francis the antipope but is otherwise chill — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i'm organizing all my myriad cookie cutters. i have several pegboards i hang them all on, so i can see what i've got. but should i group them by: — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@AShihipar me giving my friend who thinks she's covid positive advice on what to do when she calls me at 1:45am and i've already had my nighty night edible — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@AgnesCallard smoking cigarettes is cool. it makes you look jaded and introspective. smoking weed is just fun. it does not make you look jaded and introspective. it just makes you look like you might be a good hang — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@jeremyslevin damn you got a good one! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@davidlsims i think like maybe a snake heart but like it's an anaconda — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

no criminal history -- human heart juvenile priors -- less good human heart misdemeanors -- cow heart felonies -- pig heart aggravated felonies -- several chicken hearts capital crimes -- not very good chicken hearts — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@TheDuckySocks damn i'm good — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

let's just fast forward to the end of this cursed discourse and you say i don't really think my innocent wee bairn is worth the same as some guy on death row and i'll link all my shit on capital punishment and somebody in the comments will bring up the third reich. there. done — PolitiTweet.org