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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
can i order girlscout cookies online yet. please — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
please clap — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
well I heard mr young sing about him well I heard ol' neil put him down well I hope neil young will remember a rogan bro don't need him around anyhow — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @witchofwaxhaw: Give it back https://t.co/DXYERk2owH — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @Variety: Nicolas Cage: "I am a goth." https://t.co/O3KfpRQo0s https://t.co/xY29K5xVB6 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@MattBruenig puzzling https://t.co/Qzx7d24jkQ — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@N0N_EXPEDIT admittedly, — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i do occasionally call them weird stuff like "chicken town" and "pumpkin tom." i guess i told myself i'd stop and come up with sensible nicknames by the time they could talk, but it just never happened — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@chrispycrittr funny low stakes engagement, seems like he's joking around too — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
sorry i just talk to my kids like other people, i don't speak to them like i'm an anime villain talking with my eyes closed while the light inexplicably whites out my glasses lol — PolitiTweet.org
Ferd @Ferdykinsley
@ebruenig Your problem is that you should never “bluntly ask,” you should politely state what the consequences will… https://t.co/xW2zSGL4sV
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Tim_Org your alleged flaws, — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
i'm like: look guys, i'm your mother. nobody in society really expects me to be realistic about your flaws and i don't plan to be — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
their dad drops the hammer. i am the weak pushover parent. i defend them and make excuses for their bullshit — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
ineffectual mediator trying to manage relations between two chaos agents who could destroy me and each other at any moment without the remotest chance of success? why yes i do — PolitiTweet.org
Steve Subera @SteveSubera
@ebruenig Do you feel like the UN?
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
been watching Euophoria..its pretty cool...i think my high school probably would have like not allowed us to dress like that...a guy in my grade got sent home for wearing a shirt that said 'the sex pistols' on it — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@jbeaballer very — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@jbeaballer https://t.co/ZrzM7i9lXP — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
https://t.co/1rYCBWKBBa — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
when i bluntly asked jane "why did you go into your sister's room to show her you got ice cream after bedtime and she didn't?" she came back with the very clever and evasive "how did you know it was me?" so — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
but this morning, when i asked her if she slept well and what she dreamed about, she adamantly said: "I want ice cream. Jane get ice cream. Clare have ice cream?" it occurred to me she had seen jane's ice cream cup before going to sleep...meaning jane had gone in there to show it — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
one thing about clare is, she wakes up every morning talking about whatever she was doing when she was taken away to go to bed: if she was watching a movie, it's on her mind; if she was painting, she wants to finish; if she was building with blocks, we need to go continue. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
ok so, the baby ends up staying up late, basically just whining in her crib, which is obnoxious! cuts into work i needed to get done, but whatever. she eventually goes to sleep. and every morning, she calls me at about 5:30/6:00am, and i get her out of her crib and we cuddle. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
before she sleeps, she has some time to do whatever she'd like that's quiet (read, color pictures, play with her dolls, pick her clothes/bows/clips for the next day, etc) in her room. so i sent her upstairs to do that while i made her lunch and packed her backpack. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
ok so: we put the baby (clare) down at her bedtime, but the 5y/o (jane) stayed up working on her homework with me. she put in a lot of good effort and really did a great job concentrating, which i've been working with her on, so i agreed to give her a treat: a tiny ice cream cup. — PolitiTweet.org
daniel krouse @danielkrouse4
@ebruenig I'm curious as to what the evidence was, and what lead to this investigation to determine the non spectral origin of they haunting
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
btw: the toddler does nasty stuff to her sister too, such as — when the 5 y/o owns her in some way, she will com scrambling up into my lap for comfort, and then when the 5 y/o walks by, will lay her head down on me and whisper "my mommy." this causes no end of screaming — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
we're now on: no >haunting >tormenting >menacing >aggressing >antagonizing >vexing >falsely accusing >demeaning >annoying >pestering >bedeviling >torturing >assaulting and/or battering >robbing >burglarizing >excluding (maliciously) >excluding (unintentionally) your sister — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
confronted with incontrovertible evidence, 5 y/o confirmed that she does in fact go in her baby sister's room after bedtime to show her she can move freely about the house while her sister is confined to crib, inciting jealousy and tears. she referred to this as "haunting" clare — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
cartoon rat got slacks on — PolitiTweet.org
Acyn @Acyn
“They’re trying to destroy fabrics of our society” https://t.co/UlytdGMZYA
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @CatholicClod: Notes from Underground by Fyodor Dostoevsky https://t.co/OrIi2n3H2y — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
"did everybody get the pastebin link to my opinion?" — PolitiTweet.org
Turgid Jacobian @TurgidJacobian
@ebruenig @MattBruenig "Counsel, take a look at the spreadsheet I sent you. No, use the GitHub link."
