Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@k_____pinkhair each cookie is individually wrapped and heat-sealed for hygiene and freshness. also, the interior of the cookie box is cedar, which is a natural insect repellant. the box is also weatherproofed! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@TomFairless if i stock it with a couple dozen cookies first thing in the morning, there will not be any by night time — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@jgrace04 and stupid — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@jgrace04 honestly this and i like to think i, in general, am a friendly little guy — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i operate a "tiny free bakery" in front of my house. it's like those tiny libraries u see everywhere, but mine is full of cookies and you just take one. i do so many practice batches/have so many baking leftovers, i just give them to my neighbors this way — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

giving dogs food is just so rewarding. if you give a cat people food, the cat just thinks you're a sucker and doesn't respect you. (fair enough.) but if you give a dog people food, the dog thinks you're a great-souled and generous philosopher king and swears his allegiance to u — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

while putting cookies in the box out front today, i met a lady walking her dog. the dog was maintaining hard eye contact w me while i was putting the cookies up but i couldn't slip him one bc his owner was there...i told him telepathically to come back later when she's busy — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@posters_union lmfao — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@virtualnormie my brother in christ this directly negates your bullshit implication that my husband has never been skinny enough, in your opinion, to be truly poor lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@virtualnormie uh, yeah, so...this directly negates your bullshit implication that my husband has never been skinny enough, in your opinion, to be truly poor lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@thomasmidleton uh yeah, this doesn't apply to people who are talking to me about villeins true — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

you know somebody's got that extensive knowledge of poverty when they imply that someone is simply too fat to be poor — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@virtualnormie @FauciDidCOVID19 did you think for like one small fractional milisecond about whether poor people are ever overweight before you sherlocked this one shut or — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

[adjusting calipers] the poor are always rail-thin, you see. the poorer, the thinner. accordingly if someone is living on a scholarship and a pell grant and literally runs out of money, they ought to immediately take on a skeletal look, — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@StGeorgeStan1 caesar's conquest of walmart was rome's crowning achievement — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

those are my signature sugar cookies! i'll be icing them this week for a special event a local childrens organization is having this weekend. i'll post pics when they're done! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Caesar63BC caesar would have respected his will and strength — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

can you imagine if people responded to mild and amusing anecdotes by coming completely unglued irl like they do online lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

suck up to who lol, is this a known thing? were the bling ring people socialists? — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@itisuhhhhot lmao — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i'm gonna say cloves — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

folks here's something from the shitty star wars sequels everybodys already memory holed that we don't discuss but should: kylo ren is shown to put his helmet down in what is clearly an ash tray at one point. my man has an ash tray. what could this mean — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

cc @butlerwills — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

My body is a cage that keeps me From dancing with the one I love But my mind holds the key My body is a cage that keeps me From dancing with the one I love But my mind holds the key https://t.co/QOHUjScqMX — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

easter peanut butter nest medley featuring: -lindt chocolate eggs in candy shells -fruity pebble white chocolate eggs -chocolate kisses -strawberry ice cream flavored kisses -reese's eggs https://t.co/yYbieyqXcz — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

YEAH WE DID — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

my husband lived on pistachios and other foods he stole from walmart for a while so yeah, i can see it — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

if someone's stealing from aldi thats between them and aldi — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

keep my mouth shut — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

my sense from growing up down there (could be wrong) was that if any wild mammal wanted much to do with you or didn't seem appropriately afraid of humankind, that was a bad sign and possibly meant they were rabid — PolitiTweet.org