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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
in trials for this method, i gave my kids cookies with lollipop sticks and without, and i can confirm that eating a cookie off a lollipop stick improves the cookie experience for a child roughly 7000% — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
that way, the birthday boy/girl gets a cookie lollipop with their name on it PLUS a cake :) and i get to have fun with cookies and cake in one! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the cake topper is a thing i've been experimenting with: i use plastic lollipop sticks to turn fresh-baked cookies into cookie lollipops, then ice and decorate the cookies as usual, adding a birthday message/designs for the kiddo. then just insert into the cake! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
that cake is a chocolate fudge cake filled with whipped milk chocolate ganache and frosted with funfetti frosting. it has a (pink dyed!) white chocolate ganache drip, plus glitter and sprinkles. after photo, i added a handmade hello kitty cookie cake topper for the birthday girl! — PolitiTweet.org
Andrew Hamersley 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @HamersleyAndrew
@ebruenig Please describe the cake.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the easter baking machine is gearing up for total war https://t.co/PtgC5TBBt7 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @GoodPoliticGuy: this is literally just capitalists admitting they don’t support a free labor market lmao https://t.co/C1Aw2H1U1c — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@virtualnormie never sat around a campfire and told stories, this is some sad shit man — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @TalkPoverty: A "shadow foster care" system that strips youth and families of their legal rights is the target of a lawsuit in New York… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@virtualnormie lol youre describing a joke dingdong, not a story — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@rynowill75 all my friends are hanging out with me as an elaborate years long prank — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@virtualnormie just being objective here — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@johnntremain @virtualnormie then everyone confronted me and the audience clapped — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
sitting around telling urself other people hanging out with their friends is totally lame "they're probably bored and it's super fucking stupid...." — PolitiTweet.org
virtualnormie @virtualnormie
right because both are ultimately boring them https://t.co/wfv11eJGl4
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
when you get your friends together and tell them a cool detailed story, that's small batch artisanal journalism — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
it's me, i saddened the teens. they don't make a move until i say so — PolitiTweet.org
Jeff Demanche @JeffDemanche
@ebruenig maybe they're sad because every person of repute keeps telling them things like "you have nobody, nothing… https://t.co/XZFQtaitUO
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@WonkDan social causes, yes -- they know what they believe, but what to *do with their lives*? — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
they have nobody, nothing to do, nothing on the horizon, no particular framework to follow and no hints as to what they ought to aspire to aside from winning this inscrutable meritocratic competition, which is rigged and unrewarding. they got baby anomie — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
the great hollowing out of society continues — PolitiTweet.org
Derek Thompson @DKThomp
Big new piece: Why American teens are so sad https://t.co/sbxwBRtnFs I wrote about 3 common fallacies and 4 plaus… https://t.co/QBkwzRJeFl
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @janecoaston: @jbouie Jon Bernthal, I need no other information — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @mattduss: Consultants are going to get paid a lot of money to help pretend the problem is more complicated than failing to pass extreme… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @thejstoobs: Harrison Ford presenting Roman Polanski an Oscar in France, 2002. Polanski can’t attend the ceremony bc he plead guilty to… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @dallasmanjarrez: @ebruenig They thought https://t.co/tHwzGCR5yn — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@EmilyDevonick confirmed dark greyfit — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
kids pulled a fast one on their dad at the mall - one bolted into a store & the other took off for escalator. however, a sweatpantsed stranger shared a brief nod with Matt before apprehending my unsuspecting 2 y/o before she reached the top step. foiled by the fellowship of dads — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Aella_Girl stop listening to pedophiles about who they are and what they want (pathological, unreliable narrators of their own intentions) and start reading indictments, case files and victims' impact statements. get a sense of what these people *are actually doing.* it ain't sweet — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Aella_Girl if we could talk them into just settling for less we'd have them all fucking adults by now but that is just not how these people are wired good lord — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@Aella_Girl girl pedophiles are sexual sadists, they're pathological, it isn't an orientation, it's a mental problem. what is arousing to them about the rape of children -- indeed, there can /only be/ rape where children are involved -- is the destruction of innocence etc. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @felixsalmon: If I was Chanel, I would be positively *basking* in the idea that out of all the luxury houses boycotting Russia, I was so… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@rewand85 yeah billionaires walk by and are like "i'm going to space. isn't that rad?" and you get to be like "affirmative captain, i'm receiving a clearance request from star unit BOFA, do you copy?" — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
twitter basically streamlined and digitized the real-life experience of sitting on your stoop with your friends and hanging out. sometimes people walk by and heckle you, sometimes people walk by and you heckle them, sometimes other friends show up and join the hang, etc. fun — PolitiTweet.org
