Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@kriegaffe @benv_w it's a vital service and somebody's gotta do it! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@IHateNYT right, exactly! teaching kids about keeping their hands to themselves is as much (or frankly, more) about protecting them from ill-meaning others as protecting others from them — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@NashDelirium yeah that's what makes this so disconcerting -- the notion that she's gotta buy specific books to really drill decency into her kid because he's poisoned by his white maleness, as opposed to 'all children are vicious and need to be reformed' — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i was afraid of the ball and such. you know? i'd get to a four-way stop and be like: everybody go and once everyone's gone, i'll go. y'all just go right ahead. hated making left turns. didn't like changing lanes. drove under speed limit. just horribly obnoxious shit like that — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@favourite_uncle @texclarkpdx should be the slogan of the entire city. Arlington: Yes it Blows — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@GenBiotics i'm epileptic — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

feel like this answers a lot of "why so little house on the prairie?" questions that hint at tradwifery or whatnot. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i also help them with their college admissions essays in exchange for help with bullshit tasks such as giving me a ride to the cvs and taking my kids to the playground while the termite dude is here — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

honestly, and not to speak out of turn, that kid is cool as hell — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

the local teens largely spare me bullying because i employ them in various capacities, such as babysitting, snow shoveling, and there's even one kid who taught himself how to install light fixtures and cap/convert electrical outlets using youtube videos — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @ByzantineBarbie: I could never leave this website. https://t.co/sXTjcEFbbC — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

reminiscent of some of the odd wisdom i often heard growing up in the south, with regard to what was appropriate vs inappropriate for little girls: 1. painted nails - inappropriate (trampish) 2. wearing red shoes (same) 3. wearing spaghetti straps (and again) madness lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@rabidnarcs @stillgray it would suck. if i were to play, i would need to be placed in a lower ability band league. i should be playing against, like, elementary schoolers — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@stillgray yeah, and i can't shoot ball like michael jordan can. life's not fair — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@PaulSorrentino3 i'll allow it — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

notes for tl;dr crowd: these aren't kids, they're college-aged and post-collegiate adults. also, these aren't 'marriage pacts' a la purity rings, they're basically a dating service with a cheeky but prevalent emphasis on marriage — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@DSdoc97 if you read it, it's just a questionnaire aimed at matching up people with overlapping values and the 'marriage pact' aspect is fake but suggests a certain interest — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

not a terrible idea tbh — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @GarbageApe: Gave Moses a bunch of strawberries to celebrate World Turtle Day and he demolished them. https://t.co/tdmImOoKwU — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@norton_tj no shame just victory — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @mohamadtm91: @ebruenig https://t.co/hHu9ypnnD8 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @douglaschusic: @StVincentGrad23 @ebruenig liz irl https://t.co/dmmhZnDgX8 — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @StVincentGrad23: @ebruenig instantly misreading this as cocaine and saying “and cocaine accessories” in a hank hill voice to myself — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @OrNistar: Key to self-care, apparently, is a spa treatment made of your exact species. Terrifying. https://t.co/YBuZs0vW8q — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @Harpers: Removing people from meaningful involvement in the ongoing, communal struggle to live—may be as disaffecting as engagement is… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @talmonsmith: This is very predictably what can happen when govt’s allocate resources to help people as if there is a fixed pie, as if h… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

ah yes topamax, a medication developed to treat the problem of coke tasting normal (this common seizure medication makes coke taste kind of weird for some reason) — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@RetiredNavy007 yes? they like to smell good, too! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

no, i think sports are cool -- my husband was a TX high school wide receiver, basketball center, played a ton of baseball etc. i'm a fan! but he's 6'3'' and i'm 4'11'', so while he could succeed on the merits, i couldn't, bc i am a shrimp. but that's just...life! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@doug_butt @Wigatta they judge all the awards blind... — PolitiTweet.org