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Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
actively lowering morale — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
obama birthday party was a really obnoxious move tbh — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @ByYourLogic: both these guys are my dads that adopted me when I was 24 https://t.co/vRegCrLmz6 — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @willmenaker: Muad'Dib doing the virgin walk in this one — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @emzanotti: She crawled over during lunch and now they’re tossing her pieces of bred like she’s a pigeon https://t.co/58n5G0LUQS — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @ChrisCaesar: https://t.co/d7sBPNACCb — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
then at the end, i re-tell the whole ridiculous story. hanging out with little kids is like hanging out with your most affable stoner friends — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
this is a version of a game we've played since she was about 3.5 called 'silly stories,' wherein i give her a short prompt ("so i was walking home the other day and i fell into a big river") and then ask her what happened next, then back to me, then her, etc. — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@whiskeynachos @ebruenigwhiners @rickyteachey what more cringe than rise of skywalker — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@haplessclown false alarm, they're actually just english — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ktumulty @KarenAttiah you're doing Texas proud, Karen! congratulations! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
haha i honestly think a lot of that mommy wars resentment stuff is a tv/movie thing, or just a relatively rare pathology, like bridezilla-ism. actually existing adult women realize people have hobbies etc; this just happens to be mine. other people have their own cool skills — PolitiTweet.org
Richard Riley @rfrileyjr
@ebruenig @ThatSaraGoodman Not a fair question, but do you ever wonder if other moms get resentful? You do your bea… https://t.co/W2qhD7BfAD
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@davidlsims @JeffreyGoldberg Jeff, idea: Dec 2021 - The Kubrick Issue. subscribers will go nuts — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@WB_Baskerville oh same! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@ThatSaraGoodman just tinted buttercream — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@willystaley We’re born kings, having rubes carry us around on litters, spoon food into our mouths, wipe our butts and dance around like fools to amuse us…then we become the rubes — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@jessehawken but at what cost — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @starbex: “Sorry your kids found a dead body in the woods but dont’ worry, they’re emotionally stable enough for Color War.” https://t.c… — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @DougHenwood: Hahaha if only https://t.co/aomA0MH1MT — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @marwilliamson: The delicacy of this design omg https://t.co/atA54IYyHd — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
RT @RussianMemesLtd: me waking up from a nap not knowing what century it is: https://t.co/MgqtSVGhKA — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
imho if your name is penny mordaunt you've simply got to pick a new name. we're being serious here — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
harry potter was a documentary — PolitiTweet.org
Politics For All @PoliticsForAlI
🚨🪄 | NEW: A Tory donor has paid £15,000 for a personal magic show by Minister Penny Mordaunt Via @thesundaytimes
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@iamnot_will gotta live by your principles — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@wesyang haha, it's a good question! certainly true i've always liked that he's way more competent than i am in all kinds of things. on the other hand, it's also true that nobody actually lost that game -- i wasn't playing to win, i was playing to talk to him, and the gambit worked! — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@bigblackjacobin gilding the lily imho — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
no way, i pursued him 100%. i had to ask him to kiss me the first time! — PolitiTweet.org
Adam @adam28143
@ebruenig No offense to Matt, but I assumed he would have pursued you, not the other way around.
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
@BlackestofLies i guess from my POV, it's not that expecting him to be well apprised of my hobbies is unreasonable, it's that it's just not an expectation -- i don't expect it and i don't especially desire it either — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
orb and i cheated at skee ball while jane slaughtered zombies https://t.co/7nyXqYUZek — PolitiTweet.org
Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig
no way doping's for cheaters, i'm simply high strung and panicky by nature — PolitiTweet.org
John Kerry's Jet @JohnKerrysJet
@ebruenig Did you ever take drugs, Liz? If I had to guess, then it would be lots of speed over the years.