Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@trailer_parker baking — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@cat_secretly a different grief — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

there are two wolves within me...one wolf says "continue doing something everyone hates and is constantly pissed off at you about despite your total impotence in the face of the sociopolitical forces you oppose" and the other says "everyone loves baked treats, just bake treats" — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@janetfranz gorgeous!! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@kitschburgh yes i've seen them and they're so adorable!!! i wanna be invited to a pittsburgh wedding one day just so i can do the cookies! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@amish_hooligan maybe yours dont — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i should sell variety boxes of christmas cookies -- like 1/4 decorated sugar cookies, 1/4 traditional pecan snowballs, 1/4 gingerbread persons, 1/4 big classic chocolate chips starting in november — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@S___Elliott merely the tip of the iceberg i'm afraid :( — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@S___Elliott ah well, at least it doesn't matter. fact remains you can get pretty good cookies from the grocery store so declining the whole baking shtick isn't really much of a loss lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@groovy_boat truly it is the water of life — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @___maryboy: Every brand of prepackaged greens at the grocery store has a logo like this https://t.co/otulpeSoMV — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

perversely i am not a coffee drinker....coffee is an afternoon/dessert drink, to me....eaten with a slice of cake or biscotti, things of that nature...enjoyed in tiramisu and other treats. i awake every morning with an icy cold Coca-Cola Zero and a splash of icewater to the face — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@CringeLib praying for you babe — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

you gotta sleep like 10 hours then wake up like the fucking tasmanian devil lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@khjamieson mostly just amazon for the basics — piping bags and tips are cheap and plentiful on there. then for more exotic stuff (luster dusts, edible glitters, etc) i like bakedeco — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

this is my message in re: pretty baking stuff — you can do it! yes, you! you don't need to be special or anything. it's just a matter of practice and trying again when you mess up. and hey, the failures still taste good! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i screw up a lot and keep trying. i don't have any special gift, i don't even have good taste! i'm not a good artist (can't draw at all) or a good interior decorator or anything. for cookie decorating, i cut up amazon boxes etc and practice on the cardboard shapes over and over — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@024601 omg that's such a cute little birthday idea for him ty. i should design him a pie chart cake! though i think he has some kind of beef with pie charts(?) and prefers line graphs or something. w/e — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@EasyBakeOff yes!! yes girl!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

f e s t i v e https://t.co/fKD7eb5eAJ — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

baby language update: per the orb, "apple sauce" is actually pronounced "apple socks" — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i was like: nooo nooo we're totally fine, trust me, you know, all of us have our faults, got our demons we struggle withy, you know, it's 100% good between you and me, no problems. only later did i realize this had been a very awkward moment of christian/jewish mistranslation lol — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

when i went to brandeis university i knew very little about judaism and thus did not realize that there is a tradition of interpersonal apology associated w/ Yom Kippur. thus when one of my profs blanket apologized for any offense given, i assumed it was an AA thing — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

imagining the refined and assiduous humanologist alien researcher millennia from now spending years trying to decode the meaning of this phrase to better understand anglophone society in its 2021st year of the common era...lol jokes on you dork we didn't even know what it meant — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

damn those are some large grandchildren https://t.co/ruNMBfd9Ro — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @yeahyeahyasmin: proud to share my first for @TheAtlantic, on why bullying the unvaccinated isn't going to get us to herd immunity. we… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @DevlinBarrett: A thread about the Larry Nassar investigation hearing, the public power of tears, and how we talk about - and to - survi… — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @jswatz: The world aglow https://t.co/TTIiSCGX5R — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@chezaristote @timmarkatos legit nightmare — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

who in these trying times will be brave enough to stand up and say cool guys have like a hundred bodies brah? who had the courage, the mettle to present such a shocking countercultural message? only a true Bourbon Bastard has the gumption — PolitiTweet.org