Elizabeth Bruenig

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

DUNE EASTER EGGS: Much like Duke Leto Atreides, Augustine of Hippo also neglected to marry his bound concubine in hopes of a higher-status marriage — and, much like the Duke, had one son with her, whom he treasured long after he bitched out and banished her — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@Darinstrauss i've never been i'm just a simp — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

the plot of dune is basically that your family has beef with this other family (who happen to be the most justifiably hated people in the world) and they used to own australia but the president secretly hates you and thus makes you move to australia and be king of australia — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

men voted for women to have the right to vote in the first place genius, seems like they're the ones who should lose the right to vote if you don't like how that shook out — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @ProfThibodeau: @ebruenig "I feel ya." https://t.co/Wgm820wZzD — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

this is really sad but i'm a very weak and scrawny person with small insect arms yet one of my barely extant biceps is noticeably more swole than the others because i'm right handed and whip a lot of meringues by hand — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@isaiah_bb exactly! the main characters here are mary and j -- sorry i did a typo, hang on — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@leslieleeiii "calling people scumbags has repercussions" so does losing the 2016 presidential election bitch — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@samingtonhays i was hooting and hollering every time she was on screen! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

lady jessica comin thru w/ the drip drip — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @MuseZack: @ebruenig @antitractionist https://t.co/6D9IWZ6yop — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

"i would like one gorgeous lambeth style eldritch horror cake please" — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

i love vintage cake decorating https://t.co/TQlf6Dy2dd — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

strong camouflage game going on here https://t.co/8lmlPwC7ie — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@phcktwter @seaewitch @cramerjaotto None of this is even like vaguely true either, just totally invented. “I saw a pedo online horny for pics of baby toes and instead of getting mad at the perv I got mad at the kid’s mom for not protecting the child’s modesty (with shoes).” k psycho — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@j_b_trey @HappyChichester @TimDeLaughter @rabiasquared @thehighsign @MiraSorvino @StickPackDad @MichaelSorvino @reblavoie @kevinpflynn @azsweetheart013 @ayram_zayas @ExValdez please teach me everything you know! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@neurotard this account lays down nothing but pure fire — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

RT @Roto_Frank: Made this tonight for my Pokémon fam 👻 https://t.co/QI31mL0aOY — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

ahhh yes! matt walsh has prompted the libs to show themselves as nothing but a hateful outrage mob again with another insightful prod (suggesting that all women who have to report taxable income are going to hell) — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

the best kind of post -- bar none -- is the kind where somebody posts something obscenely inflammatory and then gloats like "ah i see i struck a nerve...a hit dog will holler, no?" as though it takes real acumen to get people riled up by calling them nazi dog rapists or w/e — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@MattWalshBlog i took my husband's surname, bruenig, when we got married and i agree that everyone else should have to take his surname when they get married. welcome to the family everyone. we're all going to be very happy together. — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@S___Elliott the fun's all in the telling! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@WB_Baskerville @EclecticRadical ok but suppose i traded him 1 (one) box of cheerios (honey nut or plain) and approx. 2lbs of salmon (fresh) what then — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@wyind details!!!!! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@shoutingboy hey i read them! — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@antitractionist lollllll — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@EclecticRadical exactly — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

@BenBlippenstein you have no idea how much the beard makes this look like marty bruenig omg. i'm looking at matt's dad rn — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

if we're spilling tea they should've just had Gwaihir airdrop it into mt. doom case closed — PolitiTweet.org

Elizabeth Bruenig @ebruenig

no frodo is sort of god's least special little boy, that's what makes him right for his task. aragorn is god's most special little boy — PolitiTweet.org