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Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Yes, and... https://t.co/qkjpdhBAeP — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow Dave is going to hell. Lol 🤗🤗🤗🤗

Posted Feb. 16, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Tell her he's the little dutch boy who put his thumb in the dam! Dam Daniel stops the dam! #parentingtip https://t.co/WMN9u0nwAT — PolitiTweet.org

Nothing like driving my 3yo to her church preschool listening to @smileyradioshow and her repeating #damndaniel the whole way😳

Posted Feb. 16, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

There's too many men inside me to say. *I think I said that right. https://t.co/WB3OoLy9v7 — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @willpfaffy was that Tony Dungy or Dave Matthews?!? #TrippingBillies

Posted Feb. 16, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Too much or not enough? https://t.co/6mamiypy4U — PolitiTweet.org

Soft serve snot 😂😂😂@willpfaffy @smileyradioshow

Posted Feb. 16, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

WELL DONE! LOL. https://t.co/jHvNGUExX0 — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy the chick fil a's owned by the Chinese are normally called "The Lucky 8 Chick Fil A and sushi buffet" or "Chick Fil A Wok 1" lol

Posted Feb. 16, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I knowwwwww! https://t.co/t9qAu14V7L — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy Enlightened...Rafael Sanchez...lol

Posted Feb. 15, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Go see if you can find that porky pig! https://t.co/xld5Rf8Wdr — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow noooooo, I pass that LA Quinta all the time😂😂

Posted Feb. 15, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Valentines Day Diet. yawelcome. https://t.co/5K1oNVg7hO — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 14, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Well, we just didn't get there. The last one was "is capable of holding 50 lbs of meat." https://t.co/96GMJlzd7U — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy 8 questions and not a single one of those questions had an answer of Lady Gaga during both games? 🤔

Posted Feb. 14, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I love Pepperoni Nips Pizza. https://t.co/SZsRGkVoCA — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow pepperoni and nips. LMFAO!

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

We don't know whether or not he's a dirty cop. Could make all of those things much easier. https://t.co/R7t3VBQFY2 — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow get rid of the cop you can't smoke weed or have hookers and blow

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Ha! Truth! https://t.co/CfAgb2OV2e — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy education supervisors drinking is how common core math came to fruition.....

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

PLEASE call in next time, Private Giron! #poorah #willicia https://t.co/SVsfViHYDK — PolitiTweet.org

If I had gotten through I would have picked @willpfaffy and we would have gotten like 10 and DOMINATED #WILLICIA

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

C'mon, man! GAAAAIIIIIILLLL! https://t.co/Ud5Tz1pbTQ — PolitiTweet.org

@wzpl Poor Will! That's the saddest contest I've ever heard! You deserve better.

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Riiiiight!? WTF Gail? https://t.co/pfXN5sNV8d — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy just got screwed. @smileyradioshow

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

YOU call in next time! https://t.co/RNp8gaErnP — PolitiTweet.org

Poor @willpfaffy @smileyradioshow I was cracking up and yelling the answers at the radio!

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Varying levels of success: definitely some hook-ups and some post-wheel dating - haven't heard of any marriages ye… https://t.co/TAkLqKMCVZ — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow are there any success stories from the wheel of men? Just curious if anyone found love

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Yeah Dave! Put this in your phone for all contests: 317-228-1099 https://t.co/yXkTdcHy9h — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

SIT DOWN, JOHN! SIT DOWN, JOHN! https://t.co/J9ZYowQd6L — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy singing 1776 just made you WAY cooler. #smartguys

Posted Feb. 10, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

That's the romantic voice they were written in. https://t.co/p0nCrQgZ6B — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy I love the missed connection ads, but HATE the voice you do them in.

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Can't believe no one picked me with such solid clues that get everyone to guess transcontinental railroad! https://t.co/v8te6SxT9h — PolitiTweet.org

I yelled out loud "transcontinental railroad" while on the phone with a customer, listening to @smileyradioshow. Customer was so confused.

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

THANK YOUUUUUU, Private Palmer! https://t.co/HpkJ6ToQXa — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow I would have picked @willpfaffy #Willitia

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I don't know what that is. You're turning someone else's show off, which is cool with me. https://t.co/WbBKasZ0rm — PolitiTweet.org

@HelperToni @smileyradioshow @willpfaffy Please know that anytime I hear that stupid cars for kids commercial, I turn your show off #stopit

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I'd actually prefer a pilled-up corpse. https://t.co/Zk3LGIlnJL — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Definitely! We're getting it together now! https://t.co/77b3nLzqX3 — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy @NikkiWZPL I wasn't bro enough to move forward. Let me know when the sausage party is. I should of said I was Jason Derulo.

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Good enough for Forrest, good enough for me. https://t.co/qD6aO7LLNe — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy all the dr. Pepper at the White House

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Thank you - it's just a different kind of discrimination, TONI! https://t.co/XIty5NKQ9V — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow people with big boobs needs jobs too @HelperToni

Posted Feb. 9, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Also - just kidding, dude. https://t.co/hofZFYdfPE — PolitiTweet.org

Have you also withdrawn from not being a big ol' puss? https://t.co/QzGq36SbXV

Posted Feb. 7, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Have you also withdrawn from not being a big ol' puss? https://t.co/QzGq36SbXV — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @NikkiWZPL Had to withdraw from Febroary due to having the flu, sorry

Posted Feb. 7, 2017

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Excellent suggestion - it would be like eating off your frosting fingers! https://t.co/iXG6UHNvG4 — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy protip bugles are excellent frosting eating utensils

Posted Feb. 3, 2017