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Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I thought that was genius. Problem is, who pays for it? There's plenty of the free stuff that gets the job done. https://t.co/EBBBkjz5AK — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy What about a porn tax paying for it? Only a matter of time. https://t.co/jtfs7fdhqt

Posted Jan. 30, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Staying warm is a real fight at these temperatures. It's not easy. But a meat fever will keep you alive. https://t.co/AJGwE5MWMg — PolitiTweet.org

7 - the amount of times I have dry heaved while listening to Will tell us how he stays warm in the Winter. 🤢🤮 @wzpl @smileyradioshow

Posted Jan. 29, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Hand Socks! Or Hocks! Some of them could have a tube for each finger. Finger tubes. or Fubes! Fube Hocks!… https://t.co/pXlAF1qhBK — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @NikkiWZPL @willpfaffy @HelperToni while we’re coming up with novel ideas, what if we tried weari… https://t.co/O99SkyJcRT

Posted Jan. 29, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

After today, probably permanent contract negotiation vacation. https://t.co/xBxtDtvFsm — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow so this “girls vacation” is this their opportunity to negotiate THEIR contracts? Will… https://t.co/Y7r2j7CPLt

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Then you missed the part where David Harrison thought a prostate exam was done with 2 fingers. The educational par… https://t.co/IaBhj518WJ — PolitiTweet.org

Me, apprehensive about #DudeShow content, taking my kids to school. hits 99.5 button. @willpfaffy: “how many times… https://t.co/qtpw1qKTJq

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Why? Did something happen? https://t.co/wBb70cQ4OC — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy The real lesson for me is don’t drive and fact check Will.

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

You can solve this by buying an ad on @Radiodotcom - there's gotta be a BOGO going on right now. https://t.co/hoCom8UMub — PolitiTweet.org

I now understand the tweets complaining about the One Thing commercials on the https://t.co/8sHVF7bdxj app. 😂😂… https://t.co/GW3Kcn6SDN

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Hell yeah! His buddy was the one who got eaten, but Paul is alive and well. The hippo spit him out! Fireball bei… https://t.co/PBxLTRp0AO — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @willpfaffy I was right this is James. Throw in a shot of fireball and we will call it even. I h… https://t.co/zPPz07kTLi

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

You're right! It was his colleague or assistant "Evans" who died. Damn. We owe an apology to Paul Templar. https://t.co/y5w0UsrZYu — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy Paul Templer survived the hippo attack and is still alive today. TF you talking about.

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

We could tell you were too hot of a lady. This show's for grody dudes. https://t.co/7rtRT9JpuL — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow officially dislike the dude show... call in for man v beast, guy answers asks my name I reply and he hangs up on me 🥴😢🤣

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

That's just cuz he said his wiener is "25" - whatever that means. He never offered any units to go along with that. https://t.co/9frAoGdq5f — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow loooove the dude show!! side note I had no idea how hot david harrison was 🤷🏼‍♀️

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

It's our testosterone regulator. We have 5 hours. We can't prematurely E-DUDE-ulate. https://t.co/geckj53367 — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow When Dave and Will are like, “DUDE SHOW! MAN SHOW! TESTOSTERONE!” and immediately play Dan + Shay 😂

Posted Jan. 28, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Come check out half price stand up at Red Curb tonight! Tix here: https://t.co/GirsRhEBfS https://t.co/i46v4O6Q1l — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

You know who's entertainment? Your mom. https://t.co/V2hM9oB87h — PolitiTweet.org

@wzpl Dude show was so bad, I called my Mom for entertainment instead 🤷‍♀️

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Buy ads on @Radiodotcom - For the love of god! Please! Please! https://t.co/Eo7HthTIMP — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @willpfaffy Name "One Thing" I can do to not have to listen to these god forsaken "One Thing" ads.

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

He's a son of a bitch and he knows it. https://t.co/QEGuEjIu1E — PolitiTweet.org

@DavidHarrison13 @smileyradioshow Yeah. Nice tactic stealing the sombrero. Lol. @willpfaffy almost had a coronary.

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Damn straight. Everybody does. https://t.co/NQ20akMI3S — PolitiTweet.org

@tonytellez I got 6 I beat @smileyradioshow

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

We just dudein' what we dude. https://t.co/JJdzSICfL1 — PolitiTweet.org

The show has gone to hell without the girls 😂 although this is the funniest ish ever #gasoutofyourass #dudeshow @smileyradioshow @willpfaffy

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Welcome to having a penis. Enjoy. Clean thoroughly. https://t.co/Gx7uLN6Zy8 — PolitiTweet.org

@wzpl @willpfaffy So, if I got all those answers, does that make me a dude? 😂🤣#dudeshow

Posted Jan. 25, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Guys! You gotta come see @annasimeri at Red Curb tomorrow! It’s your Friday thing, I promise all the funs. Tix h… https://t.co/zddDPpz33x — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 24, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I'm waving at you with my right hand right now. https://t.co/O6j0kKQp8a — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow Will’s song “we know the waves” is literally the funniest thing I have ever heard in this station! 😂😂😂

Posted Jan. 24, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

No, that is literally my biggest dream. https://t.co/VlyIENMpZq — PolitiTweet.org

@willpfaffy Am I the only one thinking that Will should do a Back to the future musical now

Posted Jan. 24, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

That's @Radiodotcom 's tactic. Now give us your money! https://t.co/O6CC8iuIy9 — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow I'm not sure how much the 'one thing' people are paying to have there annoying commercial loop pla… https://t.co/TpGTy8PRIu

Posted Jan. 24, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

In Larry defense, none of us could control a gasp-fart after seeing Victor's knee. https://t.co/WaVSHfYeMC — PolitiTweet.org

Just an observation, but I'm thinking @smileyradioshow might need to start a #GoFundMe to help Larry Bird stock up on #Depends. #HolyShart

Posted Jan. 24, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

My kind of genius. https://t.co/0LZ1KMrvVp — PolitiTweet.org

You: Would you like a keto burger? My Anaconda: No.

Posted Jan. 23, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Why the hell not?! https://t.co/u59oWukoot — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @NikkiWZPL @HelperToni We had @willpfaffy have our #GenderReveal at #RedCurb. Would have called i… https://t.co/gWmjfW9XI4

Posted Jan. 23, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Ever want to learn to improvise? RCT Academy Improv 101 Registration is open: https://t.co/eX63nO5Ia7 https://t.co/YuR0GkS2E8 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 23, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

RT @willpfaffy: The snow screwed our half price weekend, so we’re extending to next weekend! Grab your cheap tix for all 3 RedCurb shows n… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Jan. 23, 2019 Retweet

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I've always said, "sure." I don't know your situation. Live your life. https://t.co/ykFFuYPJew — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow Can married men sign up for the wheel? Asking for a friend.😁

Posted Jan. 22, 2019

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I enjoy it when the word enters me. https://t.co/tT53QHPcQM — PolitiTweet.org

@smileyradioshow @HelperToni @NikkiWZPL @willpfaffy You don't get locked out for the hour, it just says "Thanks for… https://t.co/0oGxgA7Be0

Posted Jan. 22, 2019