Will Pfaffenberger

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

@DBrickone - I did hear there are issues with @USPostalServic1 right now, but I would love to get a certified letter spelling out your concerns. I will not respond to them, but it's always fun to get old school mail! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

@DBrickone - Did you join twitter JUST TO TWEET US THIS?! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

@realDonaldTrump - hope you recover quickly w/ minimal complications. This is called empathy, compassion, and humanity (in case you didn't recognize it). @JoeBiden - please send him a big dumb mask. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

#InternationalPodcastDay Didn’t know that was a thing...BUT, check out mine! Distraction! The real history of silly things with a bunch of hilarious interruptions... all improvised: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

That was.The WORST. Real debates have structure, decorum, and coherence. Sportsman compliance to a discussion format. This subversion tactic, impose your will on the process, derail the intention is counterproductive garbage. Even from a sardonic POV, it’s not even entertaining. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Hot off the presses. Fresh EP of Distraction! All about Push Pins (and somehow the lady cycle). Hosted by ME! Performers: Aaron Stillerman, Matt Kerkhoff, and Brad Scott Go subscribe! Rate and review with 5 stars! Tell ur dumb friends! https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Awesome! Happy birthday to her too! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

That girl really loves that car. The hood ornament is going to be super polished. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Oh, we will. I'm deep into the research now. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I guess you'll just have to go watch a bunch of adult erotica. Let me know what you find! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

No! Lol. Get your mind outta the gutter. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Episode 6 of DISTRACTION! released today! I teach you about the history of those tiny cocktail umbrellas, but discover Mary Poppins was involved in a murder and get hit up by a condiment barker - wtf? Subscribe below! Rate and review us with 5 stars! https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I gotta pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too... https://t.co/FHN8vPDgOR — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Nice try, but I didn't say "season," I said "year." — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Thanks! I knew I could do it! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Hey! If you haven't joined Red Curb Comedy Patreon, you need to! New episodes are going up every day, and we are still pretty far from meeting our membership goals! Laugh and help! https://t.co/m16T96zK56 — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Now that I have your attention, vote on November 3rd. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Episode 5 of Distraction! is up today! We learn about the origins of Q-tips and end up unexpectedly renaming the product with a new stupid jingle. Go rate and review us with 5 stars on Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I'm recording episode 5 of Distraction! Podcast tonight, and I need a topic to teach you about: some small little thing we all use, but don't know much about. Check out episodes 1-4 now! Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and everywhere else! https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Easier to eat after they fall off. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Ghost tree. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

@trvisXX got nuthin’ on my Producer Will @McDonalds meal: 2 cheeseburgers add Mac sauce and bacon, large fries and DC! @wzpl @smileyradioshow @NikkiWZPL @HelperToni https://t.co/MjRupws5d2 — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I ate a full lunch and am now hungry again. That sweet sexy Flamethrower slowly stripping off it’s wrapper. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Why haven’t you joined https://t.co/d1ibvG3qIX yet? We’re adding new shows all the time. https://t.co/yy1ecNW5J8 — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Hipster my new podcast and tell everyone that you’re the one who discovered it! https://t.co/UkFcKGrVn2 — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Are you a podcast person? You can now go subscribe to my funny show Distraction! through Apple podcasts! I try to really teach you all about some silly every day thing, but keep getting distracted by a bunch of hilarious idiots who pop into the studio. https://t.co/3lYrRwVVkw — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

My new podcast "Distraction!" will be distributed on iTunes, Spotify, Google Podcasts, Overcast, etc... in the next couple of days, but you can subscribe directly to it now by copy and pasting in the RSS feed to your podcast app: https://t.co/UkFcKGrVn2 https://t.co/3hig6EPTTg — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Yo! All Red Curb Comedy Patreon Shows posted in August are FREE until this Sunday. Go check them out, comment, like, engage, and finally, consider pledging as a low as $1 a month to support our performers and theatre space! https://t.co/m16T96zK56 https://t.co/2V7l05u4Dn — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Free For One Week! - https://t.co/cmZed4Vzc7 https://t.co/c4q0C7r9kM — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

FREE FOR ONE WEEK! We’ve opened up all the shows we posted in August on https://t.co/d1ibvG3qIX for free. Go check ‘em out and consider joining today and supporting Red Curb Comedy for as little as $1 per month! https://t.co/4QYhK42FE0 — PolitiTweet.org