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Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Mars rover, Perseverance, left Earth last July in the middle of the pandemic, contentious election, and civil unrest. It successfully landed on Mars today, and when NASA reached out for it’s first communication, Perseverance replied, “New phone. Who dis?” — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
In the future, parents will let others know they’re not to be fucked with simply by saying, “I was my kid’s e-learning partner for a year.” — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Let’s just say you’ll never find Waldo again, but damn, his socks are so comfy. https://t.co/mdhuph5C2S — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Going on a year in quarantine with a 5 year old and a 17 month old, our floor is always just a carpet of crushed and smushed food. I’m thinking about replacing them with sewer grates. The floors, not the children. Yet. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Should I shovel the driveway NOW or AFTER... everyone is vaccinated? https://t.co/dw1IaJ8NV3 — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Oh no. A snow storm is coming. I hope I don’t get trapped in my house like that time I was for a whole fucking year and counting. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Lurvvvv Youuuuu. — PolitiTweet.org
Naomi Parfait @NaomiParfait
Love you guys!!!! @smileyradioshow @NikkiWZPL @HelperToni @willpfaffy
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Dang! Learn the history of can openers! ALSO - The Dutch Navy pops in, Death is being used for his sickle, and Confederate soldiers have pickled beef issues. All here on Distraction #21! With Kelsey VanVoorst, Mookie Harris, and Paige Scott! https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/6UVU8N50YL — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Distraction Ep. 20: We learn the history of Kleenex Facial Tissue, but then a teacher celebrates Kotex Tampons as the ultimate craft supply and a the worst product slogan man of all time keeps interrupting. https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/vVP4LIPuZk — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
This guy has a mouth on him in episode 19 of Distraction! He also exposes an illicit affair! Who knew the history of Canned Biscuit Dough could get so bizarre and funny! Listen now: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/kL5NekNCD6 — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Back to reality today? Soothe that pain by subscribing to Distraction! This latest episode about Canned Biscuit Dough is hilarious! Do it here: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/MpSK5sPUw6 — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS Gotta listen to dis dough! Laugh your ass off at Distraction Podcast Episode 19! https://t.co/WmPGyWEEor — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Ever wanted to know where canned biscuit dough came from AND also have an accidental pop-in from Papa Roach with new music, a lady selling Spanx knock-offs called “Suck It Ins,” and hear a human birth a cat? It’s all here in Distraction Ep.19 https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/oWek9ahqIV — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
This real history of dental floss, and mostly hilarious interruptions from a bunch of idiots on episode 18 of Distraction! Go get it now: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/N9aIxC3Xqd — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Hey! Thanks! It was a fun time! — PolitiTweet.org
Alyssa Carlton @alyssa_carlton
Early morning heading to work and listening to @2Faces4Radio @smileyradioshow @willpfaffy are amazing https://t.co/DGhXcQthmH
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Go find my podcast! Learn how dental floss came to be, oh, and also, a pair of Cajuns who sell cold gumbo and fix cell phones show up, a time traveling dentist from the past, and a strange fetish revealed by song. Featuring Chad Woodward, Daryl Hollonquest Jr., and Paige Scott https://t.co/vRbBkLjt0X — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
You try to avoid hearing Wham's Last Christmas in December, but if you hear it in the car on the radio, in the grocery store, someone sings it, you're out. — PolitiTweet.org
Nikki Reed @NikkiWZPL
@musicalmommy27 @WhateverJSoto @smileyradioshow I feel like I've been asking and asking and you still aren't explaining the game
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
You need something to amuse you this weekend? Try my podcast! You’ll get the real history of paperclips on Distraction! But also take some hilarious tangents! Check out episode 17 now! Click here: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/6vvxABm1LR — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Yes! And I lurve it! — PolitiTweet.org
HAL @halmorley
@willpfaffy Have you watched Solar Opposites on Hulu?? You need to.
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Awesome! See ya tonight! — PolitiTweet.org
JB Goode @JohnnyBGPoker
@willpfaffy Guess we are going to @RedCurbComedy tonight to see @santa https://t.co/bHhgGqF38M
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Sweet! My improv comedy podcast Distraction! is climbing the improv podcast charts. We’re top 100, baby! Help us break top 50 by subscribing, listening, loving, sharing, and rating us 5 stars in Apple iTunes here: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/ppiS5ojsER — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Put this in your pods before you go to bed tonight - have a good laugh and learn a little somethin’ about dumb old paperclips. Where they come from? Who invented them? Why does Willy Wonka show up? All these burning questions answered. https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
This guy you haven’t heard from in about a decade or so shows up in episode 17 of Distraction - NOW AVAILABLE! Go listen now: https://t.co/ke5kBLP9qS https://t.co/0iYUDTReGX — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Damn. Thank you, Indy! Unreal. https://t.co/ASQ137Lyem — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Holy! $8K away! https://t.co/G392sQPnii — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Until 1pm: We're tripling your donations! Better hurry! https://t.co/6Y5mzNCLNJ — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Love it! Lol! — PolitiTweet.org
Nessa @Hot_NESS
@willpfaffy I'm going to make a sign like this for my bar, except put the long island iced tea recipe you just said… https://t.co/lpM0Mle1OE
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
In the back room studio at @RedCurbComedy for 36 hours on the radio to raise $$$ for @wzpl @smileyradioshow @makeawishohkyin 24th Annual Request-A-Thon! Donate a little somethin’ somethin’ if you can, get your request on the air! 317-228-1099, https://t.co/i1gMkaW55T https://t.co/arEo0OX8Nd — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Here are all the ways to donate today and tomorrow... — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
The @smileyradioshow on @wzpl is on the air for the next two days straight to raise money for Make-A-Wish! Click the link below and throw a little something in to help grant wishes in this incredibly difficult year! Let's do this! https://t.co/K9yo8VtuxM https://t.co/p5TYdVmNBL — PolitiTweet.org
