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Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
RT @HurdlingHugo: The #PeytonOneLiners from @willpfaffy on @smileyradioshow were the funniest thing I've heard all day! Especially that ... — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
RT @mikeylikesit11: @willpfaffy you are hilarious #Peytononeliners @smileyradioshow — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Truly an effeminate Asian, which I know I sound like. RT @lncrane: @KJonair I totally think that was @willpfaffy singing Kelly Clarkson! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Def lost the lunch money. I was a nerd (still am) RT @iieinc: @willpfaffy were u a bully or did u lose ur lunch money alot? — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Oh god, who'd I get preg? RT @iieinc: What a day for @willpfaffy ...Dirty 30 and now finding out he is going to be a dad.... What a day! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Yes! RT @YellowBrittany: Give our sweet @willpfaffy a big birthday kiss on that smart alec mouth of his. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
I just kicked @smileyradioshow 's butt in the 5 lbs. weight loss challenge! @kjonair @paulpoteet @helpertoni — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Sandwich satisfaction may be my new favorite SMS game. @smileyradioshow @kjonair @HelperToni @PaulPoteet — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
I just thought about a basket of cheese covered potato wedges and my jowls actually watered. #PavlovMakesMeFat — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Persistence pays off! RT @jennickels72: @KJonair @willpfaffy Well I finally caved and decided he was sexy. So maybe that will help! ;-) — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
You know you're alone when you're watching a show about The Playboy Mansion on History Ch. 2 at 10p on a Saturday night. ...or married. Ha! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Put a little seizure in your solo to make it through to the next round of American Idol. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Petco cut off a dog's ear - tried to glue it back on. http://t.co/nOZQZWX8 Don't know why. Its paintings woulda been worth more w/o it. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
An electronic cigarette exploded in a man's mouth knocking out all teeth: http://t.co/qDXEdZGL He said, "Atmeasth ith nuhh canpher." — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
But I already make tens of thousands of $s as a local radio guy. RT @Wildbill4463: @willpfaffy you should be writing for @SethMacFarlane — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Bobby prefers Whitney batter. RT @Wildbill4463: @smileyradioshow I just seen an image of Whitney Houston burnt on a pancake! But I ate it. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
The shoulder massage is bogus. It is from an awkward gun thing. Hot towel is all I need. RT @iieinc: why the triple and not the MVP? — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Rite? RT@iieinc:The problem is that people don't listen to what@willpfaffy is saying! If they would shut up, they would know he is correct! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Woo-hoo! RT @KJonair: We like him too! @willpfaffy RT @kimpsble: AGREE W/ caller about Will. @smileyradioshow he's great! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Thanks! RT @Tammerzann: @willpfaffy you are totes cool! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
@smileyradioshow @helpertoni I love my wife so much. The best way I can say it is: I'm really jammed up about it. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
CDC warns of increase in untreatable Gonorrhea - or as I like to call it: "You're welcome." — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
@jennickels72 #demon and #exorcism - @NickiMinaj is the only thing I believe in. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
People saying @NickiMinaj a #demon who did an #exorcism last night during Grammy's. Compelling argument too except that neither are real. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
RT @pda1313: @willpfaffy this makes me hurt --- in a gooooood way! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
I wish The Grammys was a show about Grandmas' Pajamas. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Of course it would! For an ex or in-law. RT @rlgerhart: @willpfaffy Your Howling "Nooooooooooo" would make a great ringtone. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Nailing it! RT @MrsEybel: Thoroughly enjoying the @smileyradioshow this morning! #gspots #safewords #wienervenom what's going on?! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
@HelperToni can have relations with ALMOST any @IndianaIce player. You guys need any new hosting families? 18 or older players only. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Ur welcome! RT @Wildbill4463: when I woke up this morning the last thing I thought I would ever hear was "wiener venom" you guys kill me!! — PolitiTweet.org
