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Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Fat dudes. Gently caress your cute lady's shoulder at the bar to let the D-Bags know she's yours. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
How to have kids. RT @thattkfella @willpfaffy I just harvested spinach, let me shoots load towards your uterus. #50ShadesOfChad — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Not because I'm gayer than you? RT @chadcwoodward @willpfaffy i hate you. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
The mark of the beast consumes us all. Hail the S-man. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Chad probably won't. But I also probably can't. RT @pda1313 @willpfaffy @chadcwoodward eat some vagina fries — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
How many wines made this happen? RT @chadcwoodward That swordfish wants my diarrhea. @willpfaffy #chadchelorparty — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
My favs. RT @Super_Rick @ajeffclawson to You are drinking Riesling and actively watching soccer. You are not an American. #chadchelorparty — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
At The Libertine for this gay Bachelor's party. http://t.co/vlrEBpqh — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Finally figured out how to peal my four skin down in 4 even strips like a banana as God intended. Thank you Campbells soup-can lid 4 assist. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
You're welcome. RT @alfrew: @smileyradioshow @KJonair @HelperToni I have set my pandora on 90s because you started it! Fantastic!! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
I love you. RT @NicoleWTHR: i am LOVING @smileyradioshow's 90s show! @willpfaffy @KJonair @HelperToni have a great weekend guys! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Hell yeah. .RT @beck_spencer: 90s music all morning?! Thanks @smileyradioshow @KJonair @willpfaffy What a great way to start my day!! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Twins was diff, but also horrible. RT @jennickels72 Wishing your male cat was preggars is wrong, but the Twins reference was awesome! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Ate Wendy's Baconator. Left arm tingled. Tasted batteries. Followed white light. Dave Thomas told me to turn back. Now know there's a hell. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Why are ugly women threatening animals? Drunk guys confusing the two? RT @rainnwilson Especially your roadrunners. http://t.co/71jqJDMa — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
My cat is probably obese. Secretly hoping he just got pregnant however Arnold Schwarzenegger did it in Junior. (Ass-uterus). — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Me too. Can't wait to see her live! RT @robdelaney I just won Amy Winehouse tickets! — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
P.Mike said Tell ur hsbnd 2get the F out ur life. RT@jeffkuhn01 Mike?@BrookieAshG: ProducerMike sad I was married. Told me 2call if changed. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
P.Mike said Tell ur hsbnd 2 get the F out ur life. RT@jeffkuhn0 Mike?@BrookieAshG: ProducerMike sad I was married. Told me 2call if changed. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Dr. Scientists collecting blood at IN Blood Center Carmel. But, this one is developing Nuclear weapons for Iran. http://t.co/chKjFGBi — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Oh, I realize it. RT @KJonair Being around gay men is making @willpfaffy act gay and I don't think he realizes it. #CCINPride — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Sometimes I look up at the stars and think, "Fuck. ... I gotta get to bed." or "If I don't go to bed now, I am going to wake up outside." — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Banana Cabana! RT @smileyradioshow: join the entire @smileyradioshow tomorrow at Geist Rez for REHAB @BellaVita_Geist ! http://t.co/60jT2gR9 — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Didn't realize drinking Amber BOCK. Thought it was Amber BACH. This beer coulda been the perfect tribute to Baroque's first black composer. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Are there 57 ways to say YES?! RT @pda1313 @willpfaffy Is there a Ketchup joke here? — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Witty turn of phrase. Vagina-Fries do sound awful. You'd have to have those lanced off. RT @pda1313 @willpfaffy Better than Vagina Slims — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Progressive Quakers? Brains exploding. RT @KidsDrDave @willpfaffy No smoking in Plainfield bars. Come on down. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Seeing a young Brett Favre in 1995 NFL Follies reminds me of all the whores he probably had killed in the 90s. RIP, ladies w/ bad judgement. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
No smoking ban in Hendricks County bars. I know because my fries taste like Virginia Slims. — PolitiTweet.org
Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy
Remember when comedian Don Irrera hosted NFL Follies in 1995? Me neither. It is airing right now as actual TV programming. — PolitiTweet.org
