Will Pfaffenberger

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

That's why school rules rule! RT @AllisonHemrick: Best line of morning: pink hair is gateway to heroin; heroin gateway to prostitution. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Or maybe put even closer together... Think about it. RT @AMrazing_Jen: @willpfaffy ans @smileyradioshow should be separated!! @KJonair — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Want to do show like #The Voice but turn chairs to sandwich smells. Sandwich on stage, smells good, hit button, chair turns, eat sandwich. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I love you (read that in a hilariously funny voice) RT @AlysaRoberts: @willpfaffy is freakin funny. His voices he does just cracks me up! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

IPhone autocorrected. Was supposed be She's squishy.RT @fostermissee You're better than this-ban the R word! RT: She's retarded. @HelperToni — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

She's retarded. RT @Ddayala: @HelperToni @smileyradioshow Toni is sooo PC, I actually said something else. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

You misspelled "funny" and "awesome." RT @HelperToni: Both. RT @Ddayala: @smileyradioshow Are Dave and Will drunk or just stupid? — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Dr. Tickle needs no consent. RT @KJonair: Did you give him consent prior? @Truth_or_Gare: @willpfaffy tickles my funny bone @smileyradioshow — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Why is this guy Matt Romrey being so mean to our President? Seems like everything he says is some kind of criticism. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Guess what? Your oatmeal has cancer. RT @Truth_or_Gare: @smileyradioshow @KJonair @HelperToni I like my oatmeal lumpy. #humptyhump — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Unlicensed butt lump checker for @smileyradioshow #nothinglumpyisgood — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

"Eat like a fatass pig on the Westside" didn't sound good? RT @hsp_chris: @willpfaffy #wastedonthewestside — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Yeah! I'd rather do fresh, @smileyradioshow. RT @JamieVerstraete: @KJonair @HelperToni..Why re-peats?..How about fresh off the cuff stuff? — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Only if you let me & @HelperToni show our boobs & wieners. RT @Michaelqs47: filming movie w/ Justin Bleber, want to cast you. @WD_Casting — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Fat. RT @HelperToni: Is your Bieber skinny or fat? @willpfaffy RT @grape_ape_03: Will"s song for Bieber is hilarious! @smileyradioshow — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

My Keurig Machine is just a mess! @AMrazing_Jen: Cat turd coffee! Almost spit out my Starbucks out of my nose! @KJonair @willpfaffy — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

The list continues to grow. RT @asloope: "this is just another reason we can't trust asians..." line of the morning, thanks @willpfaffy — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Thank you Thank you. @HelperToni gave me the stink eye for a long time. RT @AMrazing_Jen: @willpfaffy That was a ball tease...BWWWWAAHH — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

My wine comes with screw tops. Cheap. RT @MrsEybel: Hey producer Will! you're a wino...so am I. Do you save your corks? — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I would also squish. RT @JamieVerstraete: @HelperToni @smileyradioshow always thought Will had a mini sumo suit on under clothes. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I like jello. Who's the dick now? RT @Wildbill4463: @smileyradioshow you guys are hilarious but Producer Will you're a DICK! Jello. Really? — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Now you know why the prizes are smelly. RT @staciecook: @smileyradioshow scared to open the 'Insiders' WZPL email after show. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I don't see why not. Will have to ask my wife first. Are you into polygamy? RT @AmberCopeland5 @willpfaffy will you marry me? — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

I love you more. RT @AmberCopeland5: I think after today's show, I've fallen in love with @willpfaffy. #therefrigerator. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

The Bill Hader Vietnam vet puppet sketch easily the best laugh out loud #SNL sketch I've seen in a long time. Greatly enjoying the Seth too. — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Only if it has a belly belt. RT @NicoleWTHR: @KJonair please hide suit before i come or @smileyradioshow can borrow my blue dress! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Duh! RT @RoxyRello: i luv the ladies lounge but i think @smileyradioshow, @willpfaffy and @PaulPoteet need to do their own show one morning — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Ur my girlfriend now RT @AtlantisJackson: I love you, you’re the best producer the show has ever had! keep me laughing! Don’t get fired! — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Word playa! Keep eeetin' bureetoooos! RT @JamieVerstraete: @willpfaffy...what up Squirt!!..#yourcreamissour — PolitiTweet.org

Will Pfaffenberger @willpfaffy

Thank you! RT @alfrew: @willpfaffy @smileyradioshow @KJOnAir @HelperToni I got you these for Christmas!! http://t.co/0rCcpOyN — PolitiTweet.org