Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@SteveYeun & I did my show from North Korea at the DMZ. Your move, Nobel Peace Prize committee. #ConanKorea https://t.co/T730bLP0g8 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I've never felt as loved as I did in South Korea. Sorry, Mom. Watch #ConanKorea tomorrow @ 11/10c on @TBSNetwork https://t.co/ZEYKQD8yjQ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Getting these. I work hard, and how I spend my money is MY business. https://t.co/j3a5NufjXZ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

There is a new exercise called “Rage Yoga” that encourages people to swear in between poses. Or as I call that, “yoga.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm now getting mail from an entire country. #thankyou #taiwan #nice #fans https://t.co/hVHt4kX7p5 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I like my coffee the way I like my jokes about the way I like my coffee. I don’t drink coffee. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Not only have I already purchased a gravesite, I visit it often and whisper, "Soon, soon shall I sleep." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Wow – Mickey Rourke is almost unrecognizable in this photo: https://t.co/lL6u4nr984 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

"Haiku Haiku Hai / Ku Haiku Haiku Haiku / Haiku Haiku Hai.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tried to take a selfie with @BillClinton but accidentally showed him my fantasy baseball lineup #CGIU https://t.co/2GpZwVPqak — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Today I’m joining President @BillClinton, @ChelseaClinton & 1,200+ students at #CGIU 2016. Typical Saturday. Watch @ https://t.co/uSdmLKyqJ2 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just tried out Uber's new feature where you can check your "passenger rating" and it turns out I'm "doable." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

At #YouTube HQ--or as I call it, the house that #ChocolateRain built @ Youtube https://t.co/t2hq5FlFPL — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Every time I see a newborn, I'm reminded of how rare and beautiful it is to look into the face of someone who's never heard of Trump. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight I sit down with the cast of #BatmanvSuperman. Spoiler alert: they walk out when I ask… https://t.co/nc4a2aP4Rf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

What does it mean when your urine is pitch black and smells like midnight? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Taking the new #batmobile out for a spin. Link in bio to watch my #batmanvsuperman Cold Open.… https://t.co/XjlEKbKIFi — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Is it possible for a grown man to be body shamed by his own mirror? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This morning, I “broke the internet” (accidentally unplugged my router). — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When it comes right down to it, aren’t we all fighting Superman? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A terrible movie would be Batman vs Superdelegate. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Am I the only one who refers to licking an envelope as envilingus? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm proud to support our servicemen & women taking part in the #InvictusGames. Buy your tickets here: https://t.co/YA5xN0oRyC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This is my #clinically #insane #robot Associate Producer jordanschlansky. https://t.co/MrT5c6eOU7 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hats off to my makeup person, @DeborahPaulmann. This is me before a light touch-up! https://t.co/Y3YS25MPFh — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I celebrate @POTUS' arrival in #Cuba in my customary “dance like a fool" suit. https://t.co/wPwIcsOpGs — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My agent is working hard to get me a 5-GIF deal with @buzzfeed — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If you’re a classic rock fan, and an insufferable snob, your favorite band is The Whom. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This is my favorite time of year! (I don’t know when my staff will post this tweet, I just wanted to sound relatable.) — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just saw the clip of Helen Mirren kissing @StephenAtHome and now my light shoulder massage from Dame Edna doesn't seem so impressive. — PolitiTweet.org