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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that I’ve got great news. The bad news is that I don’t know what adjectives are. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Thank you, #SDCC. Much like The Death of Superman, this will be my final appearance ever and I'll be back again next year! #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Without my makeup & the Lord of Light, I just don't look my best. #ConanCon #GameOfThrones https://t.co/99v3gWUMDh — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Missing @GameOfThrones on Sunday night? I've got the cast and plenty of blood on a special #ConanCon episode tonight at 11 on @TBSNetwork — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just saw Aquaman eating a fish filet sandwich while sitting on a fire hydrant. #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
A true #American hero. #SDCC #ConanCon https://t.co/QA8s7o7ZCv — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm producing a new show, #PeopleOfEarth. The cast has the warm smiles of people being forced to pose with the boss. https://t.co/GvGYsGBWx6 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m at #SDCC, and I’ve been waiting 14 hours in a line for a panel on “Life is Short, Don’t Throw It Away.” #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I got an incredible superhero costume from the man who put nipples on Batman. #ConanCon https://t.co/rLhY8l1pHx — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
For me, cosplay is a spray-tan. #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It's the fight of the century: me battling @AndyRichter to kick off #ConanCon https://t.co/js19ZUvQ4d #SDCC2016 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tough call: between RenFaire and #SDCC, which has more codpieces? #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey #SDCC be sure to follow @teamcoco on #snapchat for a chance to win tickets to my shows all week from #ComicCon. https://t.co/7gos6ZYosu — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Pokemon Go + Comic-Con = The Nerd Universe Collapsing In On Itself. #SDCC #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I know Stan Lee loves making unexpected cameos, but I was pretty surprised to find him in my shower this morning #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
At drive-thrus, I order in a British accent but pay in a French accent. Someday they’ll ask “Where's the British guy?” but so far not yet. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
They say the Verizon guy switched to Sprint but if you watch the commercial he mouths the words: “Verizon, I’m sorry, they have my family.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Due to Zika concerns, I’m reluctantly draining my moat. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I can’t wait to see the pictures that Jupiter doesn’t want released. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Getting asked to be Trump’s running mate is the new jury duty. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This tweet is just a humblebrag that I can spell “cantaloupe.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Mansplaining to this officer why I shouldn’t get a parking ticket. She’s copsplaining that I’m getting one anyway. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Fears of the Zika virus will probably keep me from watching the Olympic men’s tennis doubles. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Everyone loves the “poop emoji,” but I’m telling you, beneath that smile there are worlds of pain. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
2016 Trump/Newt sounds like a car that’s about to be recalled. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m starting to regret having Bill Clinton and Loretta Lynch over for lunch. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey Conan here, with some 4th of July grilling tips. Only hire a caterer you trust. Ok enjoy the holiday! — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
At Costco, standing in the 10 Grills or Less line. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
To my fellow hikers: that noise I made when the butterfly came toward my face was a terrified shriek of delight. — PolitiTweet.org
