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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
It could be worse: Trump could be Instagramming his lunch at 3am. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just 26 more shopping days until Jimmy Buffett's birthday. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I’m just like you. I get up and put on my pants two legs inside the same leg, collapse to the ground, and scream for my manservant Mr. Moto. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Can anyone recommend a good video game that requires zero skill and is just a yo-yo? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Hey America: u up? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This Black Friday, I’m choosing small local businesses for my frenzied, materialistic rampage. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just said “Can you please pass the gravy?” My uncle responded “Socialist!” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Is it me or does the white meat seem particularly angry this Thanksgiving? — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tried to pardon my turkey and he sued me for wrongful imprisonment and defamation. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'd like to go a whole day without hearing the terms "Orwellian" or "Kafka-esque." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'd be flattered, if the category hadn't been "Famous and Damaged" https://t.co/IQG4oeYVYB — PolitiTweet.org
Wheel of Fortune @WheelofFortune
#TeamCoco fans may have noticed a familiar PROPER NAME on #Wheel tonight. 😉 CC'ing Mr. @ConanOBrien. 😂📺 https://t.co/3so2NIQefq
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Just looked at the holiday edition of Oprah's Favorite Things. #26 is the rare earth element promethium. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I'm at Trump Tower, about to meet about a cabinet position. Sitting between Dustin Diamond and a guy that can swallow 50 eggs. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
If it’s any consolation to Mike Pence, I was once bitterly harangued by the cast of “Annie." — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This is exactly what VR technology was not made for. Thanks @YouTube. https://t.co/1bmUcVWOya — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This is the first President in American history that might egg my house. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I've known @AdamSandler for years and can proudly say this might be his stupidest song yet. https://t.co/RahgRzcLD4 #HereComesTheFunnyTour — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
The McDonald’s McRib is back, and there’s now an app that helps you find one. It’s called Fattr. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I judge a good pair of yoga pants by the number of hip and ankle flask pockets. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Love means never having to say “I’m sorry I left the money in Bogota. I had no idea Jaime was going to get decapitated at the dead drop.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Watch @ElijahWood and I play #FFXV while waiting for death in real time. #CluelessGamer https://t.co/AGe91ZScy9 — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
This Thanksgiving for the first time ever, your drunk uncle will seem quite “presidential.” — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight's supermoon will be the largest in 86 years. So don’t forget to glance up & nod vaguely before moving on with your life. #supermoon — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Started my day the same way I have every day since the election: By looking out my window to make sure America’s not on fire. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Viral cat videos - America has never needed you more. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Haven't seen this much warmth since Lord Voldemort shook hands with Bill Belichick. https://t.co/vaiP4ZsBsT — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Tonight I started my show with a few words about the election https://t.co/Gw22eK7VcW — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Congratulations to the winner of the 2016 presidential election. You’ll be receiving the cleaning bill for America’s pants. — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
I had six stiff drinks and then voted. #RockTheVote https://t.co/0EOcZPSCsC — PolitiTweet.org
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
Not telling you who to vote for but ask yourself: which candidate will give a more entertaining concession speech? — PolitiTweet.org
