Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Me: Siri, did The Beatles ever use female backup singers in their songs? Siri: You have a lot of free time for a, quote, busy guy. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Bracket already busted. I had “Woody Harrelson From White Men Can’t Jump” going all the way. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t believe peace talks fell through between the communist leaders of North Korea and the former head of Exxon. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m excited for today’s L.A. Marathon, where people try to drive 26.2 miles in under four hours. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Weird moment during German Chancellor Merkel’s WH visit when Steve Bannon sat at her feet and begged for stories about “the good old days.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

On this St. Patrick’s Day, I can’t help but reflect on all the leprechauns detained at the airport. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sean Spicer reminds me of the kid who would stuff a whole pack of Bubble Yum into his mouth just so he wouldn’t have to share it. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Beware the Ides of March. Also the Promises of Maddow. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Every Ides of March, I order a Caesar Salad and stab it repeatedly with a knife. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The new head of the EPA just changed the name of “polar bears” to “bears.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I should have predicted this would happen - my kids saw "Kong: Skull Island" and now they want their own pet Hiddleston. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When is International Men-Frequently-Mistaken-For-Women Day? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Movie idea: The Shining but the hotel is on a tropical island and there is free wifi and drink deals if you have a wrist band. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If there was a gym in my house. I would definitely pay $80 a month to not go to it. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just got a ticket for driving while wearing VR goggles yet the cop couldn't suggest any other way for me to feel like I'm riding a dragon. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Beautiful day—just saw Trump’s policy advisor Stephen Miller sunning himself on a rock, eating a cricket. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The Syrian bread I ordered was detained at the airport. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thanks to @AquilesChavez, I can finally say that I've tenderized an octopus with a hammer. https://t.co/guQo3t03YN #ConanMexico — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@sofffiaaa's stand-up set for #ConanMexico really made me laugh. Be sure to check it out. https://t.co/QuzU1ThorG — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Historical fact: When Galileo said the Earth revolves around the Sun, Pope Paul V said, “Fake news. Sad.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The good people at #MiAdorableMaldición gave me the role of a lifetime. https://t.co/CJ8nADK5jc #Mennonite #cheesemerchant #ConanMexico — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My #ConanMexico crew & I are taking your questions & debuting web extras live on @YouTube. Plus, me without makeup. https://t.co/2yHjmAOjLQ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thanks to @CassandroLucha for making me a luchador and not being afraid to hit a baby. https://t.co/VyZHPSKqs7 #ConanMexico — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thank you to the good people of Mexico for making #ConanMexico my favorite travel special yet. Watch tonight @ 10/9c on @TBSNetwork. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m doing a @Reddit AMA about #ConanMexico at 11am PT. Ask me anything. https://t.co/iUaN7D5hgF https://t.co/ywr9teL1hT — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Here's a sneak peek at tonight's #ConanMexico cold open. Tune in @ 10/9c on @TBSNetwork. https://t.co/cXQ5gSFA2K — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@realDonaldTrump if you are thinking of mentioning Mexico in your speech tonight, maybe you should check this out… https://t.co/rYr4mmsbAr — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I recently spoke with @JorgeRamosnews about #ConanMexico and the proper way to eat a taco. https://t.co/lC8hxXjBvl — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just noticed Amazon has reclassified George Orwell’s “1984” under the category of Lighthearted Romps. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Muchas gracias to my Mexican & American crew. #ConanMexico was possible because of you fine people. Airing worldwid… https://t.co/hkevJ8M1f4 — PolitiTweet.org