Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I still remember summer as a child, when my parents shipped me off to camp for 12 years. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s not fair, people are getting fired so fast at the White House that I don’t get a chance to make fun of them #theMooch — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sooner or later, Trump is going to realize that’s just a sack of potatoes in Melania’s bed. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

People are complaining that Beyoncé’s wax likeness doesn’t look like her, but it’s a much closer match than mine: https://t.co/G13ARbcYOr — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Pokémon announced that Legendary Pokémon will appear in gyms in the form of Legendary Eggs. And guess what…nobody gives a legendary crap. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I had the craziest dream last night. I dreamt the Republicans managed to pass a piece of legislation. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Just heard Chris Christie got booed while performing CPR on a choking victim. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

“OJ Simpson Paroled” is by far the worst reboot of the summer. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Trump hired Anthony Scaramucci because he thought his tan qualified him as a "person of color." — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I miss Comic-Con so much today I went to the DMV just to wait in line. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

So long Comic-Con! After seeing Marvel and DC people coexist in peace, I have hope for the Democrats and Republicans. #SDCC #ConanCon #Hope — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

No, that’s not a White Walker interviewing the cast of @GameOfThrones tonight. #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

In honor of tonight's #GameOfThrones cast show, @nottjmiller welded himself inside an Iron Throne. https://t.co/FPLui7M0pN #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hereby pardon myself for tweeting this tweet about Trump wanting to pardon himself. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

They're fools if they don't cast Aubrey Plaza as Teen Dumbledore. #ConanCon #Pollock https://t.co/96aBLUwEDj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Tonight, I ask the cast of #LEGONINJAGOMovie where the hell "The LEGO Conan Movie" is. #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

A female Doctor Who? What's next? (And DON'T say "a male Conan") — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Careful out there: If a cosplay Marvel character has sex with a cosplay DC character, the universe explodes. #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Last year I unveiled my superhero suit, but a superhero needs his ride… https://t.co/nfF3iiO2P3 #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

We have the entire cast of #Kingsman: The Golden Circle on tonight's show, including Storm, Mr. Darcy, The Dude and Magic Mike. #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@AndyRichter kicked me out of his truck, so I was forced to find alternate transportation to #ConanCon. https://t.co/pqI5SPpdRz — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t believe I get to sit down with Will Smith tonight. We haven’t done that since we co-wrote “Summertime” with Jazzy Jeff. #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just saw a Dumbledore, a Gandalf, and a Doctor Strange make a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos disappear! #Magic #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

#SDCC's Hall H holds 6,500 people, almost enough room for a meeting with Donald Trump Jr. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Finally, the one week a year when I can walk around dressed like Harley Quinn and not be judged. #SDCC — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I'm headed to #SDCC to host 4 shows, and promote my new movie, "Atomic Ginger.” #ConanCon — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Has anyone ever bothered to suggest to Amazon what it might like? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If machines become truly self-aware, that means humanity could still defeat them through “shaming.” #HeyFatBot — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

The former president of Brazil was just sent to prison. He was brought down by leaked emails from his son, Former President of Brazil Jr. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

.@FullFrontalSamB is so close to raising $1 million for @PPact. Help put them over the top. https://t.co/BNW8bNWmCz — PolitiTweet.org