Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s sad to realize that those dancing gangs in “West Side Story” could have just settled their differences through fighting. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thoughts and prayers go out to Lay’s Potato Chips, who are clearly having a nervous breakdown: https://t.co/vt5WXXx9UW — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

At home alone, no one here but me and Amazon Alexa. Says she doesn't want to talk. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

There is nothing wrong with exploring one's sexuality--and that is my message to the California Highway Patrol. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

You can tell the summer is officially over when my dermatologist gives the order to “Retract Shields.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I am now seriously regretting that time I told Equifax how old I actually was when I finally lost my virginity. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hey, wait, I thought I was America’s favorite scary clown. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Autumn in California, where the leaves change color if you use the right Instagram filter. https://t.co/x9vkI5DUhl — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Knowing me, when the nuclear bombs fall, I’ll be at CVS, reading the back of a bottle of exfoliating soap. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Ahora mismo estoy pensando en todos mis buenos amigos en Mexico. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For a guy with a billion dollars and a cool car, Elon Musk is kind of a downer. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I think I found a way to get President Trump to read Obama’s powerful statement about #DACA: https://t.co/lEPIeV67O3 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I won’t kill you with kindness, but I will mace you with charm. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

“First of all, Your Honor, I prefer the term ‘penis portraits’....” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Remember how enthralling and distracting it could be to play with a bubble machine on a lazy summer’s day? Can we get Trump one of those? — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Toda/Shukran/Thank You to my Israeli, Palestinian & American crews. This show is only possible because of all you f… https://t.co/Vl4sjw8FmF — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Enjoyed a beautiful day in #TelAvivJaffa picnicking with an Israeli Arab family. #ConanIsrael #Israel https://t.co/Bg3Rio0Fgo — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Besides being beautiful and talented, @GalGadot is easily the nicest superhero I've ever met. #ConanIsrael #Israel… https://t.co/rUYDHUHdKs — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

When in Tel-Aviv... #ConanIsrael https://t.co/A4wlOVZUto — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Talking to Israeli talk show host @alfiguri neck deep in the #SeaofGalilee. I'm the woman on the left. #ConanIsrael… https://t.co/iuE8ZE8CL6 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Talking to Israeli Talk Show host @alfiguri neck deep in the #SeaofGalilee. I'm the woman on the left. #ConanIsrael #HayomBalayla https://t.co/h04gJduc3k — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

This is my 7th day in #Israel, my body is 62% hummus. #ConanIsrael https://t.co/kQRdknjgTa — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Filming on the Syrian border where you can hear gunfire between rebels and regime forces. https://t.co/s32IlYZwkS — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Meeting Syrian victims of the civil war being treated at an Israeli hospital near the border. Faces blurred for the… https://t.co/Ci2LSXYnkd — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Today I had my butt kicked by the women of the #IDF Karkl Battalion. That's me in the middle. #SquadGoals… https://t.co/aUfZuIcmRf — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Floating in the #DeadSea and enjoying Garfield in Hebrew. #ConanIsrael #Israel https://t.co/qW1c32sBRl — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had a great time shooting a scene in one of my favorite shows #Fauda. #ConanIsrael https://t.co/JxVrHxEPkP — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Learned to dance the #Palestinian way. #Salam #Palestine #Bethlehem https://t.co/r24j1JfNg2 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hanging with some Palestinian children in the West Bank Aida Refugee Camp. They are not impressed with my showbiz s… https://t.co/vSwj4PN7kO — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Smoking #hookah and making friends in the West Bank. #Bethlehem #Palestine https://t.co/rSbUoOSpPU — PolitiTweet.org