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Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

RT @jaketapper: A cool way to help wounded veterans: watch this video about our celebrity auction! https://t.co/5ejEHEWxKM https://t.co/eNJ… — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2017 Retweet
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“The Terminator,” but he goes back in time to sleep with John Connor’s mom, so he can later just keep reminding John about it. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 2, 2017
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This Halloween, I served tricks over treats. I will remember the beatings for the rest of my days. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 1, 2017
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The next kid who knocks on my door gets a VHS copy of "RoboCop 3." — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Nov. 1, 2017
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Pretty excited about my Halloween costume: French Maid With Intimacy Issues Due To Her Recent Breakup With Steve. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 30, 2017
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Just had a nightmare that I was Justin Turners' shower drain. https://t.co/gJ02mJrYaz — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 29, 2017
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This year for Halloween I’m giving out Canadian passports. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 28, 2017
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"Clayton Kershaw" is the sound you make when you cough and sneeze at the same time. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 27, 2017
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Watch @AaronRodgers12 and I discuss his injury and fight off feral hippos. #CluelessGamer #AssassinsCreedOrigins https://t.co/8jn6jROBUM — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 27, 2017
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The only way Trump will pardon the White House Thanksgiving turkey is if it promises to do the same for him in a few months. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 26, 2017
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Just saw the updated Charlie Brown special where they grind up the Great Pumpkin to flavor someone’s latte. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 25, 2017
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It’s only the fifth inning but both the Astros and the Dodgers just left early to beat the traffic. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 25, 2017
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I get off on pouring good milk down the sink. https://t.co/innOdmSjOj — PolitiTweet.org

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Absolutely Beautiful: Watch This Woman Tell Her Husband She’s Pregnant While @ConanOBrien Pours Good Milk Down The… https://t.co/GVjtm6Ccxr

Posted Oct. 24, 2017
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Just got 49 flu shots for $1.99 at Costco. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 23, 2017
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It’s exciting that the LA Dodgers will be playing in the World Series, unless of course their pilots get picked up. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 22, 2017
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We all done with artichokes? Yeah? Everyone? Full consensus? Good. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 21, 2017
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I love autumn in L.A., when the leaves change on my screensaver photos. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 20, 2017
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Rest easy America, I just heroically solved the Dave the Horse crisis. https://t.co/ZiG1XMy5Br — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 19, 2017
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This is a terrible day to be on Twitter, please log off. #evergreen — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 18, 2017
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Look, Steve Bannon has a good twin https://t.co/Ee3RRlTMv5 — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 17, 2017
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The latest trailer for The Last Jedi blew me away, but why were the first 30 seconds about car insurance? — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 16, 2017
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I liked Blade Runner 2049 but its view of the future was too positive. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 15, 2017
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Just read another Harvey Weinstein article and now my brain wants an Altoid. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 14, 2017
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Tonight on @colbertlateshow, two sex symbols talk shop. https://t.co/h8y13GgVol — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 13, 2017
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Backstage for my appearance on @ColbertLateShow tonight. They told me to take a photo, so I did. https://t.co/7K4mUkaiEj — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 13, 2017
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The White Stripes sang "We're Going To Be Friends" on my last "Late Night" show. It's one of my favorite memories. https://t.co/EKCofdNe9h — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 12, 2017
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The name Red Lobster is helpful if you totally forgot what color lobsters are. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 11, 2017
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Trying to binge-watch all of the Geico commercials. I’m up to season 117. — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 10, 2017
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Got styled by #Harlem #fashion icon @DapperDanHarlem. This is the before picture. #ConanNYC https://t.co/Av6pt3ectO — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 9, 2017
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At @SylviasSoulFood in #Harlem today, I learned that no hairnet can tame me. #ConanNYC https://t.co/6G2dvzKncr — PolitiTweet.org

Posted Oct. 9, 2017