Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Drove an hour and 28 minutes to watch @SonaMov get trashed in @MattGourley’s backyard. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/P5Z4Io9Xy6 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thrilled that David Sedaris has gone from feeling "apprehensive" about being my friend to "fantastic." Hear why @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/09syyrDPTj — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

For Father’s Day my kids regifted me a cold and distant stare. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I’m the opposite of Ringo. I will sign any Beatles memorabilia you send me. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It just cost me $150,000 to fill up my Harrier fighter jet. Thanks a lot Biden. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I finally earned an EGOT (watched “Euphoria,” “Gilmore Girls,” “Orange is the New Black” and “That’s So Raven”). — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t believe Ryan Gosling is playing Ken in the Barbie movie, I’ll put my smooth mound up against his any day. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear me, @SonaMov, and @MattGourley bibble-babble about America’s most flawed treat: s'mores. #ChillChums https://t.co/8lvgDfbmVZ — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Was thrilled to catch up with my former intern @VanessaBayer. Hear us gab about #SNL, home shopping, and more @ https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/ZIncPlu9ej — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I hate parents who take youth sports too seriously. Save that energy for pointing out minor inconsistencies in “The Mandalorian.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

“A life well lived includes an illicit romance with a Postmate.” -- Socrates — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Maybe I’m biased, but I happen to think the bots that follow me are the best damn bots in the entire world! (Cue shameless bot applause) — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Fucker stole my plate. https://t.co/WahFJ8hX2e — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I look forward to someday watching “The Staircase” series based on the “The Staircase” documentary about the making of “The Staircase” series based on “The Staircase” documentary. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Hear how a crime went unstopped and unsolved because my fan Alex was busy filming a Fan Correction for my TV show. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/pNihMrVRGN — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

If Twitter goes under, I’ll just go back and sing all 4,528 of my tweets on TikTok. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My interview with Jeff Goldblum is 70 minutes of pure madness and joy. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/FcwHyYEZ25 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Sad news--Paddington Bear is in jail for wearing a hat in front of the Queen. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Pitching “Strangest Things” to Netflix, a show about my nipples. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Oof. My shower loofa just jumped to its death. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I just got a phone call from someone who wanted me to let you know your auto warranty may soon expire. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Thinking about Norm's brilliance today. https://t.co/xttBDrhp14 — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Always remember, “when Conan’s hair flies high like a tower, grab an umbrella, it’s going to shower.” — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I did a terrible Wisconsin accent during this fan interview and I’m truly sorry. https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/RVcuzIb74f — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I had a brilliant physicist on my podcast and we spent the majority of the time talking about ABBA. @ProfBrianCox https://t.co/pfOk236hQr https://t.co/3SnQWWhWrg — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I can’t go see the new Downton Abbey movie because I’ll tear a hole in the white person continuum. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

My children think of me as their best friend, the one they dropped like a stone in high school. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

Had a great time chatting with @TigNotaro about her aggressively cool beverage choice, her inability to recognize huge stars, and her idea for a docuseries about wagons. https://t.co/pfOk23nSHZ https://t.co/SJcEb7O1yw — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

I was on the fence about Dr. Oz becoming a U.S. Senator until I saw a profile on his chief of staff, Guy Fieri. — PolitiTweet.org

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien

It’s called “monkey pox” because every 8th disease is named by a medieval barber. — PolitiTweet.org